Damn, how come I didn't see this before.
Pinche guey necio! Use the race card! Mothafucka stopped 2 other cars. Just say that thoe people looked white. Then tell the judge that he cop was being a bit intolerant about you not being an anglo and that he even told you how he hates being a CHP and the only reason he's doing it is cause he's white. Race card!
Man fuck that lying bitch ass pig, he made up a completely different story and when I said he was lying, the judge didn't believe me. Pinche puerkito cara de pene aplastado...
I did almost win though, cuz the pig got me on the radar and after he presented his case, I crossed examined him and asked him about the calibration of the radar and if he had documents to show that he tested the radar that day. Of course he did not, and the judge was close to dismissing my case but instead to a twenty minute recess and when he came back, he told me that since I violated the Maximum Speed Law, the pig didn't need to present those documents and that his word would do just fine. I was fuckin heated after that shit, the judge found me guilty and I had to pay the whole amount.
It's ridiculous how this shit works though, because before court started, all the fuckin pigs, the DA, and the attorney defending the defendants, were all kicking it talking shit. I mean, people have no fuckin chance in this bull shit money making system they use for speeding tickets. And then someone calls the pigs out on their paperwork and makes it obvious that these cocksuckers don't even prepare for the cases, and the judge backs up the pig of course!