Speeding Tickets...

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Feb 15, 2003
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I got a ticket for "racing" and when I went to court the judge told me that there is no difference between no contest and just pleading guilty.
trust me there is no difference between no contest or guilty when it comes to fines or penalty... only thing its good for is if later you wanted to fight it, or if someone was gonna sue u later say if u were speeding and caused an accident.. if you say no contest in court u still havent admitted guilt and the civil court would have to prove that u were speeding still, if you say guilty then u admitted it. I always plead no contest if I dont wanna fight it...
 
May 13, 2002
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Damn, how come I didn't see this before.

Pinche guey necio! Use the race card! Mothafucka stopped 2 other cars. Just say that thoe people looked white. Then tell the judge that he cop was being a bit intolerant about you not being an anglo and that he even told you how he hates being a CHP and the only reason he's doing it is cause he's white. Race card!
Man fuck that lying bitch ass pig, he made up a completely different story and when I said he was lying, the judge didn't believe me. Pinche puerkito cara de pene aplastado...

I did almost win though, cuz the pig got me on the radar and after he presented his case, I crossed examined him and asked him about the calibration of the radar and if he had documents to show that he tested the radar that day. Of course he did not, and the judge was close to dismissing my case but instead to a twenty minute recess and when he came back, he told me that since I violated the Maximum Speed Law, the pig didn't need to present those documents and that his word would do just fine. I was fuckin heated after that shit, the judge found me guilty and I had to pay the whole amount.

It's ridiculous how this shit works though, because before court started, all the fuckin pigs, the DA, and the attorney defending the defendants, were all kicking it talking shit. I mean, people have no fuckin chance in this bull shit money making system they use for speeding tickets. And then someone calls the pigs out on their paperwork and makes it obvious that these cocksuckers don't even prepare for the cases, and the judge backs up the pig of course!
 
May 13, 2002
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good luck man.. looking at this thread just makes me stress cuz i got 5 tickets within a year... still gotta go to court on 2 of them... if im convicted on both i will lose my L's no doubt and might even on 1 of'em... im fightin one becaues he didnt get me on radar just "estihated" how fast i was going, the other one im fucked was going like 48 in a 30 and the lil motorcycle pig was creepin and got me straight up... matter of fact i should probably go look at my tickets and see when my court dates are... oh well i'll "do it tommorow" like always
If he got you on the radar, you can still win homie. No matter if you were going that fast or not.

All you gotta do is when he presents his case and says he clocked you on radar is cross-examine the pig and ask him to present documents showing that he tested the radar on the day he gave you the ticket. And if he has those, you can ask for documents showing that the tuning forks he uses to test the radar have also properly been tested within the last six months. If you break his chain of evidence, the judge HAS to dismiss the case. I got unlucky because I violated the Maximum Speed Law, but I don't think you did so you should definitely attack the calibration on the radar gun in your case...
 
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Speaking about speeding....

The other day, I was going 90 in a 40mph zone. Saw a cop on the other side of the road, and I knew he was gonna turn around to chase me down. So I just drove faster, turned into some nearby residential area, speed down 3-4 blocks, and just parked for 4-5 min. Me and the homie just smoked and we drove out to get some food at Quiznos afterwards...
 
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Speaking about speeding....

The other day, I was going 90 in a 40mph zone. Saw a cop on the other side of the road, and I knew he was gonna turn around to chase me down. So I just drove faster, turned into some nearby residential area, speed down 3-4 blocks, and just parked for 4-5 min. Me and the homie just smoked and we drove out to get some food at Quiznos afterwards...
That would have been quite a fuckin ticket man, you got lucky.








Who has radar on their car? I'm gonna get one but don't know shit about it. What are good brands and how much do they run you?
 
May 2, 2002
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TELL THE JUDGE THAT PIG IS LYNG THROUGH HIS BITCH ASS SNOUT!

That shit dont matter, Ive been to plenty of court cases where the Judge takes a cops word over anyone elses because they have sworn to honesty (what makes their word any better than your, mine or anyone elses) but they dont care about that shit
 
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That shit dont matter, Ive been to plenty of court cases where the Judge takes a cops word over anyone elses because they have sworn to honesty (what makes their word any better than your, mine or anyone elses) but they dont care about that shit
Real talk. The cop gave testimony to some BULL SHIT story that he made up, talking about shit that didn't even happen. And the judge let me know real quick that his word means everything and my word doesn't mean shit standing next to his. Fuck those assholes...
 

FatBlunts209

2 SWISHERS = 1 BLUNT
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PEEP GAME ok my driving history is bad before i got my license i got pulled over 3 times driving without one.in a one year basis i got 5 speeding tickects,last year 4,and this year one.and i still have my license. what i did was took my ticket and set it up as a payment, pay 50 a month sometimes i dont even pay it i pay like a $100 a month.my license should've ben gone i have hella points but every ticket i get,set it up as payment.everytime i go to the courthouse year people crying about getting their license took and shit cuz they cant afford a $300 ticket.
 
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the detector I own is a Passport escort 8500, it's just as good as the valentine 1,......


The only ticket I've got is by the fuckin air plane at a speed trap, I they kept pulling people over that had been speeding, maybe 10 cars were on the side of the road, crazy thing is I was doing 80+ almost 10 miles away then slowed down........ fuck!