Speeding Ticket

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Mar 5, 2006
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Police officer said 2 the female driver, "Check once more & see if U can locate your registration." "Look Officer, I already checked the glove box twice.My registration isn't there." "Well, please check again!



cool story,breh
 

Meta4iCAL

Raider Nation
Feb 21, 2005
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I've never been pulled over by CHP

It seems like everytime I'm on the freeway I'll be speeding, then randomly slow down for some reason... as soon as i do... there goes a fucking CHP with his radar... luckily I'm going 67 MPH instead of 87 like I was 30 seconds ago
 

YOUNGNUTT

I'm so O.C.
Jul 9, 2002
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DON'T RELY ON THAT TICCET COME'N' IN THE MAIL!!!

50% OF THE TIME YOU DON'T RECEIVE IT, AND IF YOU CALL THEM ABOUT IT,
THEY WILL TELL YOU THE SAME!!!

KEEP THE SLIP THE PIG GAVE YOU AND TAKE CARE OF THAT SHIT!!!

I SPENT ALL OF 2009 PAY'N' TICCETS!!!
 
Apr 25, 2002
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no not 56 percent of the time dont listen to that shit..........the only time u dont get it if you changed addys and its different from yo license..........trust me im somewhere near over 15-20 tickets in 6 yrs of driving..always got my shit..........and it takes 3 weeks to 5 weeks at the most
 
Nov 17, 2009
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I use to get soooo many tickets it wasn't even funny...I learned to sit my cruise at 79mph and I don't get fucced wit anymore!!!plus I got a good radar detector.
 
Nov 17, 2009
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Once goin I-5 south near lake shasta @1 n the morning I was doin 100+ til I saw a suv chp,I looked at my speedometer and I was goin 95 when I passed him. I'm very surprised he didn't pull me over or hit me with his hi-beam LOL another time up here I passed a sheriff on the freeway doin 100 and he didn't fuck wit me either....but the last 2 times,a off duty cop called me in& the other I passed a unmarked wsp and he arrested me! Oh yeah if any of you'll n the Seattle area and get a ticket call my lawyer doug silva...
 
Feb 14, 2004
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There should be a ticket for driving too fucking slow.

"Sir, do you know how slow you were going?"

I hate slow drivers with a passion.

Move bich, get out the way!
 

YOUNGNUTT

I'm so O.C.
Jul 9, 2002
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no not 56 percent of the time dont listen to that shit..........the only time u dont get it if you changed addys and its different from yo license..........trust me im somewhere near over 15-20 tickets in 6 yrs of driving..always got my shit..........and it takes 3 weeks to 5 weeks at the most
WTH YOU TALK'N' BOUT ONLY 3 TO 5 WEEKS, ONLY GET AROUND 4 WEEKS BEFORE YOUR COURT DATE!!!

WELL, IT MAYBE DIFFERENT WHERE EVER THE HELL YOU AT, BUT HERE IN OC & LA COUNTY, THEY WILL TELL YOU NOT TO RELY ON THE MAIL NOTICE BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT RECIEVE IT 100% OF THE TIME!!!
YOU WHERE NOTIFIED WHEN YOU GOT THE DAMN TICCET!!!
 
Apr 7, 2006
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Just got hit comin up from LA... got me smashin at 105 on the 5... at least he didn't impound the rental... first ticket in over 2 yrs... Other than that - all bad!!