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Mar 13, 2003
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oohhh shit...Hahhahahaha

"My defense is inpregnable".... "I wanna eat his children"

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Classic Tyson lines...
 
May 31, 2007
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LMAO i never saw this stuff before... dude funny as fuck. "eat his children" and the stomping on testicles is funny as fuck.. This mothafucka snapped a few times too
 

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Jul 21, 2002
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Too bad Tyson is too dangerous to give his own talk show or put him on reality TV

I actually had a nightmare with tyson in it once.. I was looking at a newspaper stand with tyson on the cover with a headline saying he did something crazy again and i say out loud damn tyson is crazy as fuck. I look up and there he is at a taco truck with trunks and gloves on. I back up like sorry mr tyson and he starts chasing me saying hella crazy shit! Im booking in my old neighborhood as i look back Tyson is on a bicycle still has his gloves on and hes right after me. Man i woke up in a cold sweat!