"President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger.
Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger."
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"Education is what you get from reading the fine print.
Experience is what you get from not reading it."
*****
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"Nothing says 'This is serious' like a corpse on the floor."
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Celebrity Quotes
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You know "that look" women get when they want sex?
Me neither.
~ Steve Martin
There are a number of mechanical devices which
increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
~ Lynn Lavner
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
The other eight are unimportant."
~ George Burns
Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip
out a man's genitals through his wallet."
~ Robin Williams
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a
place."
~ Billy Crystal
According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do
undressing in front of other women. They say that
women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
just grateful."
~ Robert De Niro
Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the
free peanuts.
~ Jeff Foxworthy
Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger."
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******
_
"Education is what you get from reading the fine print.
Experience is what you get from not reading it."
*****
_
"Nothing says 'This is serious' like a corpse on the floor."
_
******
_
Celebrity Quotes
_
You know "that look" women get when they want sex?
Me neither.
~ Steve Martin
There are a number of mechanical devices which
increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
~ Lynn Lavner
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
The other eight are unimportant."
~ George Burns
Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip
out a man's genitals through his wallet."
~ Robin Williams
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a
place."
~ Billy Crystal
According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do
undressing in front of other women. They say that
women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
just grateful."
~ Robert De Niro
Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the
free peanuts.
~ Jeff Foxworthy
