So my boy has this party tonight.....

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Jun 27, 2002
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lol what a party....and the strippers never match the description, if sh'e 5"8 and latina shes really 6"3 and black, if she 125 lbs she's really 155 and 2" shorter than what she said...

they figure since shes already there whoever is payin would be like fuck it...

i remember a story about a guy who ordered a escort anhd was given a nice description and some fat girl showed up, not just xxtra thick, this girl was FAT...they clowned her for a while and she left crying and callin the escort service in tears saying "its the fat...they complained about my stomach...you said it didnt matter"

lol