So.. I'm going to be a dad

[Doxx]

Did you have a different name on here before?

 

[kingsix18]

I might have been almost become a dad too, but me and my girl went to get Plan B.

 

[Justin]

After the 1st 38 years of my life being kid free my girl and I are expecting in September. I'm not a regular poster on this site much more. Chris

I GOT 12 BUCKS SAYING YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DEADBEAT

 

[Simpaticone1]

changing diapers suck... - congrats

 

[Chuy Savedra]

90's babys = faggets

2010 babys = super megatron faggets

whoa hold up patna. Where does that leave the 2000's babies?

 

[DVS ONE]

congrats.......

 

[Mike Manson]

changing diapers suck... - congrats

Changing diapers ain't shit. Getting up every 3-4 hours while having to work etc. sucks!

 

[5ive1en]

I GOT 12 BUCKS SAYING YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DEADBEAT

Being that he actually waited until he was ready to have a child, I'd say he's more likely going to be a responsible father.

 

[5ive1en]

Post pics of the baby momma so we can rate her.

LMAO!!

 

[Unknownn]

whoa hold up patna. Where does that leave the 2000's babies?

well my I had a half-sister born in 1998, i dont consider her a 90s baby,. i think shes more of a 2000s baby, and shes a bitch. even tough she stilla kid, u know that bratty snobby bitch shit? yeah thats a 2000baby

 

[rising_tied]

I might have been almost become a dad too, but me and my girl went to get Plan B.

Had plan B once....... Time to move to Plan C... Stomach Punching and/or pushing down stairs. If she DOES have the kid.... Then I have to go to Evasive Maneuvers

 

[imawalkingcorps]

I GOT 12 BUCKS SAYING YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DEADBEAT

I normally wouldn't respond to something as stupid as this, but you're dead wrong. My "dad" was a deadbeat dad, so no... I am going to be the father I never had.

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

lol @ having kids..
i rather Tango Down.
but you are pushin 40 so i suppose its been time for you for a while..

lol @ old ass dads with bad teenagers
good luck with that,geezah.

 

[SADDAM042679]

you think your sperm just started working now after 38 years!? It ain't yours son!~

YOU KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE?

 

[nonfiCKtion]

My "dad" was a deadbeat dad, so no... I am going to be the father I never had.

NOW HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE HEARD THAT LINE BEFORE?

PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO POST THAT WHITE FAMILY WIT THE BLACK BABY!

 

[4SidedLie]

take this from experience so far bruh goon, shes finna be a bitch n youll figure out why we men call women bitches. Shes ALWAYS going to be fucking hungry too

 

[SADDAM042679]

I HAVE A SON. I HOPE EVERY KID I HAVE IS A SON, I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE RAISING A DAUGHTER.

 

[nonfiCKtion]

I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE RAISING A DAUGHTER.

Blood I feel u! I got a 14yr old stepdaughter so you know I be gettin all types of shit. Espicially since she's not mines so I gotta deal wit her momma also!

 

[SADDAM042679]

Blood I feel u! I got a 14yr old stepdaughter so you know I be gettin all types of shit. Espicially since she's not mines so I gotta deal wit her momma also!

I FEEL YOUR PAIN HOMIE. I DIDNT WANNA KNOW WHAT MY SEED WAS BEFORE HE WAS BORN, BUT I HAD A FEELING IT WAS A BOY. SO ONE DAY WIFEY TOLD ME IT WAS A GIRL AND I GOT ALL DEPRESSED. THEN SHE SAID SHE WAS FUCKIN WITH ME AND IT WAS A BOY AND IT WAS LIKE I JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL.

 

[4SidedLie]

Ima say this right now too.. My girl is only about to be 5 months n i dont really wanna fuck her anymore, 1 her stomach is akward and and big . 2. Im afraid ill be pokin my daughters head n shit