Slow Drivers

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Irishmutt

Irishmutt

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i just hate fuckin stupid drivers in general here are just some of the things that have me want to get out of my car and bitch slap these dumb assholes

drivinging slow in the fast lane: mutha fucka its the long skinny one!!!!
turning slow: look bitch if you cant handle your rig find someone with a dick that can!!!
these assholes that cant multi-task if you cant talk and drive get the fuck off the phone that one is so bad my 4 year old can be heard out of the back seat saying get off the fuckin phone and drive bitch (i guess daddy needs to watch his mouth around the kids)
and last but not least these dumb asshole in parking lots that take forever to park and dont look before backing up i got out of my truck the other day and asked the little girl behind the wheel if she has good insurance and she said why did i hit you and i said if you dont know you shouldnt be driving!!!
 
FatBlunts209

FatBlunts209

2 SWISHERS = 1 BLUNT
#22
Feb 21, 2008
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#22
im not a slow driver but i got 8 speeding tickets in 2 years..fuck that im driving the speed limit and i stay straped so im not giving police a reason to blurp me..freeways i smash,the streets i ride the speed limit give a fuck about how you feel ain't nobody gonna pay off a ticket i get just cuz your in a rush and shit simply go around nigga.
 
Irishmutt

Irishmutt

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Mar 12, 2010
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i went thru a spurt where i got 6 speeding tickets in 7months lost my license for 6 months and then got it back but was on probation for three years with that being said driving is just common sense and when you have people that dont have common sense thats where the problem is. I dont have problem with people that want to drive the speed limit but that doesnt mean you need to be in the fast lane going slow or talking on the phoe when you cant multi-task or even driving those big s.u.v.s if you cant handle them like i said use some FUCKIN COMMON SENSE!!!
 
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510hustlin510

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#25
Feb 8, 2006
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I hate PRIUS driver who ride the carpool lane cause they got those fucking yellow diamond stickers...... Fucking the carpool lane up going hella slow when thats usually the only lane moving.... FUCK PRIUS DRIVERS AND THERE FAULTY GAS PEDDLES.......
 
AKAZIE

AKAZIE

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#27
Sep 17, 2007
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Skizzy Ske said:
i hate the assholes drivin in the fast lane goin only 5 miles over the speed limit. so u drive up hella close and tail the car so the driver would get a fucking HINT to move the fuck away and switch lanes for a second, but NOOOO the fucker will hit the break tryna have you rear end the car. why the fuck r u drivin in the fast lane if u aint gon drive fast!!!!!!!
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yup that exactly how i do, i let 5 cars go around me, THEN i use my blinker to get in the slower lane...LOL
 
Gas One

Gas One

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#28
May 24, 2006
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#28
im not going over 65, and i don't give a fuck about some nerd screaming in the confines of his own car. scream it up. shit is hilarious, cuz i used to be that guy then i stopped giving a fuck. tell the truth, that shit makes me laugh. cuz 80 percent of road rage cats aint gonna do a mutha fuckin thing outside of they car. its always some math tutor lookin' ass nigga gettin mad or a 50 year old alcoholic. im worried about the cops. so if you aint a cop, fuck your feelings. go around me. last thing i need is to get my car searched and go back to jail.

what i see alot is some cat tryna meander through fwt traffic goign 85 and getting pulled over and im like "haaa haaa" and continue goin 65. better you than me mane. being on probation has changed my entire driving game.
 
bulky408

bulky408

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Feb 6, 2009
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Skizzy Ske said:
i hate the assholes drivin in the fast lane goin only 5 miles over the speed limit. so u drive up hella close and tail the car so the driver would get a fucking HINT to move the fuck away and switch lanes for a second, but NOOOO the fucker will hit the break tryna have you rear end the car. why the fuck r u drivin in the fast lane if u aint gon drive fast!!!!!!!
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i drive slow















cool story bro
 
TONY206

TONY206

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#31
Jun 13, 2002
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#31
Skizzy Ske said:
i hate the assholes drivin in the fast lane goin only 5 miles over the speed limit. so u drive up hella close and tail the car so the driver would get a fucking HINT to move the fuck away and switch lanes for a second, but NOOOO the fucker will hit the break tryna have you rear end the car. why the fuck r u drivin in the fast lane if u aint gon drive fast!!!!!!!
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Throw on the high-beams. I also rev my engine because I have an exhaust cutout and it's quite loud lol.
 
Gas One

Gas One

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#32
May 24, 2006
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#32
they have medication for those problems. its like eat a valium and chill the fuck out.

i saw 4 people get blurped on the 805 within 40 minutes, just now. one of them was the same fuckin type of driver i was talking about. i just went in the slow lane and let him go 95. cop was like a quarter a mile ahead and blurped him.

i mean, its all on you. go for it. honestly the more bad drivers and speed racers on the road, the less im gonna get noticed. so in a way im thankful for them. it just makes me laugh to see how frustrated people get.
 
bulky408

bulky408

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Feb 6, 2009
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Gas One said:
they have medication for those problems. its like eat a valium and chill the fuck out.

i saw 4 people get blurped on the 805 within 40 minutes, just now. one of them was the same fuckin type of driver i was talking about. i just went in the slow lane and let him go 95. cop was like a quarter a mile ahead and blurped him.

i mean, its all on you. go for it. honestly the more bad drivers and speed racers on the road, the less im gonna get noticed.
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shouldve drove by him and said
 
CityDog

CityDog

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#35
Jul 6, 2002
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Man if you want to go slow get out the fast lane. I don't have a problem with people going slow cause sometimes your just chillen. But take your chillen ass to the slow lanes. I also hate when big ass trucks be trying to ride in the fast lane.
 
Gas One

Gas One

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#36
May 24, 2006
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#36
shoulda left the house 5 seconds earlier, breh breh.

the only people who control the road are highway patrol....so basically if you aint highway patrol i pretty much say fuck your feelings on the road

you gotta pretty much almost clip my car to piss me off....otherwise im like whatever....imma get there when i get there

sometimes i purposely drive slow because if i drive fast ill be early, and i dont like being early.

i pretty much only drive fast when im drunk

id drive 30 if i could on the fwy, but thats mad illegal
 
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