I fucking hate slow drivers... I hate them... I have terrible road rage... sometimes I'll be in my car by myself fuckin screaming at slow ass people in front of me
one time my window was rolled down, I was on a main street, but there was houses on the street, some dude was sitting on his porch and he looked at me like I was fucking crazy because I was yelling at slow ass cars in front of me... I was running hella late and people were driving slow ass fuck
but yeah... last week I was driving... there was only one car in front of me... no one else for miles on that road... I was running late (again) and this fucker in front of me driving like 5 under the speed limit... so I rode hella close on his bumpers the whole way... then we hit the intersection, I was going left, he was going right... this motherfucker flips me off... so I flip him off... and try to talk shit, but he had already turned right... I was hella tempted to say fuck it and turn right just so I could pull up and talk shit to him... but that would be fucking retarded because I was already late to where I had to be
damn... cool story bro?