dosent mountain dew kill sperm count or some crazy shit?
LOL!!
I remember in grade school like 3rd or 4th grade the rumor was that Mountain Dew shrunk your dick.
Every time some poor unsuspecting soul would get a Mountain Dew packed in his lunch all the girls would run around school talking about "jimmy has a small dick" :dead::dead:
That type of shit can fuck a 10 year old up for life lol