Simpsons Qoutes...
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1. Homer"My wife isnt a doobie to passed around. I made a vow to bogart her forever!"
2. Homer "Hello. My name's Mr. Burns, I believe u have a package for me."
Postal WOrker"Ok Mr. Burns, and whats your first name?"
Homer "I dont know."
3. When Bart gets caught shoplifting, and he finds out they need to go back to the TRY-N-SAVE and needs to have a disuise...
Marge" Bart is that a fake nose? And are you wearing chin puddy?"
Bart(with a hat, sunglasses, a bigass fake nose, and chin puddy on) "I dont have to take these wild alligations!!!!"
4. I dont remember the exact words to this but I know its almost right...
fat guy on secret island "Oh Crap! I shouldnt have said he was a client! Oh Crap! I shouldnt have said it was secret! Oh Crap! I definately shouldnt have said that it was an illegal account!.....Aw it is much too hot today"
More to come...:devious:
2. Homer "Hello. My name's Mr. Burns, I believe u have a package for me."
Postal WOrker"Ok Mr. Burns, and whats your first name?"
Homer "I dont know."
3. When Bart gets caught shoplifting, and he finds out they need to go back to the TRY-N-SAVE and needs to have a disuise...
Marge" Bart is that a fake nose? And are you wearing chin puddy?"
Bart(with a hat, sunglasses, a bigass fake nose, and chin puddy on) "I dont have to take these wild alligations!!!!"
4. I dont remember the exact words to this but I know its almost right...
fat guy on secret island "Oh Crap! I shouldnt have said he was a client! Oh Crap! I shouldnt have said it was secret! Oh Crap! I definately shouldnt have said that it was an illegal account!.....Aw it is much too hot today"
More to come...:devious:
Classic Episode is the Monorail one.
Bart "Wow dad you really are gonna be a monorail conducter".
Homer "thats right boy"
Bart "I used to think you were stuck in a masculating, dead end go nowhere job, now I wanna follow in your footsteps'"
Homer "Do you wanna change your name to Homer JR, the kids can call you HOJU"
Bart "Ill get back to you on that"
Also when Marge and that scientist try to stop the monorail before it starts and they are too late and the scientist says that he shouldn't have stopped for that haircut
Marge "Homer, I have a man here who thinks he can help
Homer "Is it batman?"
Marge "No he is a scientist"
Homer "Batmans a scientist"
Marge "Its not Batman"
There is more, but i am too lazy to type
Bart "Wow dad you really are gonna be a monorail conducter".
Homer "thats right boy"
Bart "I used to think you were stuck in a masculating, dead end go nowhere job, now I wanna follow in your footsteps'"
Homer "Do you wanna change your name to Homer JR, the kids can call you HOJU"
Bart "Ill get back to you on that"
Also when Marge and that scientist try to stop the monorail before it starts and they are too late and the scientist says that he shouldn't have stopped for that haircut
Marge "Homer, I have a man here who thinks he can help
Homer "Is it batman?"
Marge "No he is a scientist"
Homer "Batmans a scientist"
Marge "Its not Batman"
There is more, but i am too lazy to type
and now i present to you, my favorite simpsons quote of all time:
from the simpsons episode CABF04 [1205]
*comic book guy sitting at the register swallowing a bag of easter marshmallow chicks*
Comic Book Guy: 57, 58, 59........ *sigh* I wish the real chiccs would go down that easily.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from the simpsons episode CABF04 [1205]
*comic book guy sitting at the register swallowing a bag of easter marshmallow chicks*
Comic Book Guy: 57, 58, 59........ *sigh* I wish the real chiccs would go down that easily.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homer fantasizing about the dinner party "So I said why dont you get outta those wet clothes and slip into a dry martini?" lol
When Phish is playing and stops...Trey"I smell marijuana!" Fishman"We better see some medicinal slips people!"
(If you guys know who phish are you'd understand why its so funny)
Then When Hans Moleman's like "Im gonna die and I had to hear it from Phish" lol
Rex Banner "What about you tubby..are you the beer baron?"
Comic Book Guy "Yes, but only by night, by day I am a mild mannered newspaper reporter."
Rex Banner "Enough with the wise cracks tubby."
Comic Book Guy "Tubby?! Oh yes, Tubby."
Rex Banner "I'll get you beer baron, wherever you are."
Homer "No you wont!"
Banner "Yes I will"
Homer "D'oh"
Reverend Love Joy "Frank Grimes, or Grimey as he liked to be called" lol
Homer sleeping at the funeral "Marge. change the channel!"
Grimey "Look, he eats like a pig!"
Lenny "No Id say its more like a duck, pigs tend to chew"
Homer stoned "We have a kitchen!!!"
After Homer shoots Ned Bart "Homer, you killed the zombie Flanders!"
Homer "Flanders was a zombie?"
Jasper "Slow down, sidewalks for regular walkin, not that fancy walkin."..........."You shot who in the what now?"
Mr Burns "We'll take the Spruce Moose, hop in" Smithers" But sir its just a model" Burns "I said hop in!"
Blackbeard the pirate "This chair be high, says I"
100 tacos for $100 Comic book guy "This shall be adequate substenance for the Dr. Who marathon"
Anyone watch the critic when it was on? That show was hillarious too. fav line from that Franklin Sherman "The bananas in my ear to lure the monkey out of my head." lol
When Phish is playing and stops...Trey"I smell marijuana!" Fishman"We better see some medicinal slips people!"
(If you guys know who phish are you'd understand why its so funny)
Then When Hans Moleman's like "Im gonna die and I had to hear it from Phish" lol
Rex Banner "What about you tubby..are you the beer baron?"
Comic Book Guy "Yes, but only by night, by day I am a mild mannered newspaper reporter."
Rex Banner "Enough with the wise cracks tubby."
Comic Book Guy "Tubby?! Oh yes, Tubby."
Rex Banner "I'll get you beer baron, wherever you are."
Homer "No you wont!"
Banner "Yes I will"
Homer "D'oh"
Reverend Love Joy "Frank Grimes, or Grimey as he liked to be called" lol
Homer sleeping at the funeral "Marge. change the channel!"
Grimey "Look, he eats like a pig!"
Lenny "No Id say its more like a duck, pigs tend to chew"
Homer stoned "We have a kitchen!!!"
After Homer shoots Ned Bart "Homer, you killed the zombie Flanders!"
Homer "Flanders was a zombie?"
Jasper "Slow down, sidewalks for regular walkin, not that fancy walkin."..........."You shot who in the what now?"
Mr Burns "We'll take the Spruce Moose, hop in" Smithers" But sir its just a model" Burns "I said hop in!"
Blackbeard the pirate "This chair be high, says I"
100 tacos for $100 Comic book guy "This shall be adequate substenance for the Dr. Who marathon"
Anyone watch the critic when it was on? That show was hillarious too. fav line from that Franklin Sherman "The bananas in my ear to lure the monkey out of my head." lol
The best one was when Maude Flanders died and Homer is making a video of Ned Flanders to submit to a dating service. Homer is unsuspectingly videotaping Ned in the shower. Ned is standing there with a showercap on scrubbing himself, and he's all yolked out and shit. But if you pay close attention, you can see a BIG ASS DICK dangling between his legs. Its all blurred out and it goes past his kneecaps...I was ROLLIN when I first saw that shit