Simpsons Qoutes...

[Naptown317]

NAVY Episode
"What is that noise?"
"It's a distressed whale looking for food"
Homer walks in making the noise

"Maybe it's the salt water in my veins, or the nitrogen bubbles in my brain, but I'm taking a liking to you Homer"

Weed Episode
"Why are you such a happy homer. What's your name?"
"hahaha...you just said it"

"Working hard, or hardly working?"

Many Episodes
"It's funny cause it's true. It's funny and true"

 

[MeloTrauma]

Kent Brockman on the news:

"Yes...its golden showers for everyone"

 

[Naptown317]

^^^
lmao!

"...and the winner is....me!"

 

[B-Buzz]

Artie Pie in the sky "I can see him from here Kent, Im gonna try to hit him with my shoe."
Kent Brockman"Artie I think you should stick to the reporting and leave this to the professionals."
Artie"Im sick of reporting Kent, I wanna be a part of the action!"
Kent"Artie this isnt the time..."
Artie " You're not the time Kent! You're not the time!!!!!!!"

Jockey "Are you sure that horse can run a quarter mile race?"
Homer "He ran all the way here..."

In the halloween one where the zombies break into the house and Homer goes "Take me!" and the zombies start tapping his head and looking at him, then push him away all pissed off like "BRAINS!!!!" haha

In the behind the laughter episode where homer buys MC Hammers house and changes the letters on the gate to "Homer Time"

When Homer breaks his leg playing basketball and he's telling the story with George Jetson and shit... haha
"A little morphine would refresh my memory"

 

[animOsity]

The Halloween Speacial (I forgot which one)
The whole city is run over by zombies.
Homer and his family are outside. Homer Has a shotgun gunning them down.then he shoots down flanders.

Lisa: "Dad, you shot zombie flanders!!!"
Homer: "He was a zombie?"

 

[B-Buzz]

When Homer goes crazy... Marge"Homer how are you doing?"
Homer"My pockets hurt..." lmao

 

[Naptown317]

Flanders: "Homer, is there anyway you could watch the boys for me, i'm in a bit of a pickle."
Homer: "Well i suppose, and this pickle you speak of only sweetens the deal"

 

[B-Buzz]

Bringing this shit back haha

The X-Files Episode... Scully- "Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?"
Homer- "Yes" (lie dectector blows up)

Homer (drunk) "Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him"

Homer- "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

Bart- "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer- "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

When Homer is Krusty... Homer- "There's your giraffe, little girl."
Ralph- "I'm a boy."
Homer- "That's the spirit. Never give up."

Bart (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling bee)- "I...M...P"
Nelson- "Bart is pee!"
Ralph- "I made Bart in my pants!"

Mr.Burns- "Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!"
Smithers- "You mean the revolver sir?"
Mr.Burns- "Precisely."

And my fav simpsons quote of all time...

Duffman- "Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff?"
Carl- "Hey, it's Duffman!"
Lenny- "Newsweek said you died of liver failure."
Duffman- "Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooohhh yeah!"

 

[Cheaptimes]

the one where Homer is doing shit to make MR. Burns laugh. so, he's throwing glasses of stuff at Lenny and Burns is laughing, then Homer throws one at Carl and hits him in the eye. then Burns says : "What are you doing? THAT'S CARL !!!" and walks over and comforts Carl and gives Homer this look like "Motherfucker".

"Ah my eye, Im not suppose to get pudding in it!"

 

[Cheaptimes]

"your covered in a very fine fuzz"

"ooo, I feel like harriet the spy"

"now heres a man whose a real pothead... oh wait pot head...."

 

[Cheaptimes]

-I love you popa Homer
-I love you too pepsi
-Peppi
-What ever.

 

[Cheaptimes]

free room service
free hbo
HUH! FREE WILLY!


*minutes later the whale crushed the kid

D'ho I dont like this special directors cut....

 

[Cheaptimes]

Daddy are you jealous of brother homer?

Yea I might be rod

Im jealous of girls because they get to wear skirts...

... One problem at a time mister!

 

[Gordon Gekko]

Yall dug this shyt from the grave

 

[Cheaptimes]

milhouse to bart after a huge sugar binge-
" There are ants crawling in my mouth, and I dont care...."

Milhouse after getting lisa to go out with him

"YES!!! The house always wins!"

 

[Cheaptimes]

I just want to set the record straigh: I thought the Cop was prostitute.

 

[Cheaptimes]

Fidel castro:
"... come on, we all knew going in that this communism thing wouldnt work out. Besides the americans arent so bad, they named a street after me in san francisco... " Lacky whispering in his ear
"... Its full of what!?"

 

[Cheaptimes]

Stupid sexy flanders

 

[Cheaptimes]

"Its time to take out the trash..."
"Oh no its bette midler..."
Tosses can in truch does a barrel role on the ground as truck flies off highway into mountain "...Ill get you bette midl..."CRASH

 

[Home-E]

Mr. Burns: Excuse me, but could you please point me toward the Burns-O's?

(no response from the grocer)

Mr. Burns: Hmmm....Well, this one kind of looks like me....(picks up a box of Count Chocula cereal)

(employees chatting about Mr. Burns being crazy)

Employee: Hes talking to the ketchup!

Mr. Burns: Ketchup.....catsup.....ketchup....catsup....