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Man's Life in Australia for Sale Online
By ROHAN SULLIVAN – 7 hours ago

SYDNEY, Australia (AP) — A painful breakup with his wife has prompted a man to put his entire life — his house, his car, his job, even his friends — up for sale online in an effort to start over.

Ian Usher, a British immigrant to Australia, said Tuesday he would auction everything he owns and more on e-Bay starting June 22.

"On the day it's all sold and settled, I intend to walk out of my front door with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, nothing else at all," Usher says on his Web site.

Up for bid is Usher's three bedroom house in the western city of Perth and everything inside it, his car, motorcycle, jet ski and parachuting gear.

Usher says he is also selling a one-time introduction to his friends and a trial run at his job — a plan endorsed by his friends and his employer.

In media interviews on Tuesday, Usher said he wants a fresh start after realizing that most things in his current life remind him of the relationship he had with the wife of five years whom he broke up with more than a year ago.

"Everything that I have — the furniture in the house — all has memories attached to it," Usher, 44, told Seven Network television. "It's time to shed the old, and in with the new."

Usher said his life will be sold in one lot, and that bidders should expect to pay more than $390,000, which is the upper end of a realtor's valuation of his house that he has posted online.

Joy Jones, who co-owns the rug store in Perth where Usher worked as a shop assistant, said she liked the auction idea and wanted to help out. Joy Jones Rugs is offering the successful bidder a two-week trial, which could be extended for three months and then become permanent if it works out.

"When Ian came with this idea — because we had seen him go through a breakup of marriage and pain and bits and pieces — I thought it was really exciting," Jones told the Australian Broadcasting Corp. "We thought, why not give it a go?"

Usher said his friends in Perth had also proved willing to be introduced to the highest bidder — allowing him to advertise his auction as offering a complete lifestyle.

Usher, who was born in Darlington, England, planned to open the auction at noon Perth time on June 22 and accept the last bid exactly one week later.

He said he hopes to set off traveling, including a visit to his mother in England, as soon as the auction is over.

"My current thoughts are to then head to the airport, and ask at the flight desk where the next flight with an available seat goes to, and to get on that and see where life takes me from there," he wrote online.

On the Net:

* http://www.alife4sale.com
 

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lmao, what if he gets 0 bids? that fools gonna be depressed for life...
 
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pwned!


Life for sale falls short of target
June 29, 2008

A Perth man's life and belongings have sold on eBay for $399,000 - far less than he had hoped they were worth.

Ian Usher, 44, has sold his home, vehicles, furniture, the prospect of a job and access to his friends after a seven-day worldwide auction.

He had hoped for $500,000 to start a new life.

Mr Usher said he had not yet found out who the buyer was because he had TV crews lined up waiting to interview him at his home.

"I'm trying to find some time to get on the computer and check it out ... I haven't looked (up) anything about them yet," he said.

Bidding opened last Sunday with numerous bogus buyers raising the price to more than $2 million, but the British immigrant says he is still happy with the final figure.

He decided to use the internet to sell everything he owns after breaking up with his partner two-and-a-half years ago.

"Despite my life being busy and fulfilled, I still miss my wife," his website states.

"I intend to walk out of my front door with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, nothing else at all, and get on the train, with no idea where I am going or what the future holds for me."

In the 100 days leading up to the auction, Mr Usher wrote web dairies and posted videos on the internet of his hobbies, interests and the lifestyle in Perth, to try to attract buyers.
 
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ŧ♣иγ²º⁶;3753523 said:


That would be kinda G'd up though if he really just walks out the door with his wallet & passport.

I wonder who is weirder; the dude that sold his life or the dude that bought the life??