Things you missed last night:
That.
Stories about a certain Siccness member trying to sit on my lap.
Stories about him wishing he had my hair.
Stories about another one licking my ear (male.)
Stories about a second Siccness member licking my ear (female.)
Uh, just realized there's a third Siccness member that has licked my ear (male.) Anyway...
Me talking about the ladies of the Siccness I've unfortunately hooked up with.
Me chugging vodka straight from the bottle.
Me in a sombrero.
Me in a zarape.
Me in ridiculous glasses.
Me singing karaoke... Badly.
Me shaking maracas.
Me embarrassing myself, my friends, and my family.
I'll be back on tonight to offer a public apology.