$$SHAQ MONTHLY BILLS$$

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

He's been known as "The Big Aristotle", "The Big Daddy", "The Big Baryshnikov" and "The Big Fundamental." Now Shaquille O'Neal can add another name to his already lengthy list of aliases: The Big Spender.

The Miami center, who is in the third year of a 5-year, $100 million contract with the Heat, routinely spends $875,015 per month, the Palm Beach Post reported on its Web site, citing an accounting document from O'Neal's divorce filing.

Among Shaq's most costly monthly expenditures, according to the newspaper, are, in order:


$156,116 in mortgages on three homes (including his $20 million mansion on Miami Beach's Star Island), plus $31,299 in homeowners insurance;

$110,505 for vacations;

$26,500 a month for child care;

$24,300 for gas;

$17,220 for clothing;

$12,775 for food;

$10,065 for electricity;

$10,000 for temporary child support;

$10,000 for alimony;

$6,730 for dry cleaning;

$5,000 for car payments;

$3,345 for phone bills;

$2,305 for pets;

$1,610 for lawn and pool maintenance;

$1,495 for cable TV
But lest you think the Diesel is only out for himself and spending too recklessly, he also donates to the government, in the form of $5.41 million in federal income taxes, and over $900,000 in property taxes.

Think the new nickname could catch on?

 

[DankedOut707]

IF I WAS SHAQ AND HAD ALL THAT MONEY, I WOULDNT HAVE TO BE PAYIN THAT MUCH CHILD SUPPORT CUZ THE BITCH WOULD BE DEAD

 

[All 4 the Bay]

^^^^^^^^^ok. So you're saying you would send for someone to merk her?

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

IF I WAS SHAQ AND HAD ALL THAT MONEY, I WOULDNT HAVE TO BE PAYIN THAT MUCH CHILD SUPPORT CUZ THE BITCH WOULD BE DEAD

LOL

 

[DankedOut707]

^^^^^^^^^ok. So you're saying you would send for someone to merk her?

OBVIOUSLY. LOL SHOULD I RE-WORD IT FOR U?

AYO B, IF I WAS OCK, AND I HAD ALL THAT CHEESE SON, THAT BITCH WOULD BE DEALTH WITH KID. TRUE STORY!!

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

^^^^ LMAO

 

[I. Cold]

I dont even see how its possible to spend 25 thousand dollars a month on gas.

seriously.. how is that possible?

 

[enserio]

707, who is that cracka ass forefather you rocking in your sig son? you funny sometimes.

really though, rich people who are in the midst of a divorce exaggerate their funds so they don't get hit with as much alimony.

 

[Chree]

I dont even see how its possible to spend 25 thousand dollars a month on gas.

seriously.. how is that possible?

doesnt he have a jet?
boats?
cars?

 

[All 4 the Bay]

OBVIOUSLY. LOL SHOULD I RE-WORD IT FOR U?

AYO B, IF I WAS OCK, AND I HAD ALL THAT CHEESE SON, THAT BITCH WOULD BE DEALTH WITH KID. TRUE STORY!!

 

[I. Cold]

doesnt he have a jet?
boats?
cars?

cars and boats I'm sure. Dunno bout a jet.

But still.. I dont even see how he has TIME to waste that much gas. Even if he only rolls a Hummer.. and Im not talkin about H2s or H3s (gayest vehicle ever), I'm talkin about the OG Hummer. I mean I drive 30 miles to work and spend about about 130 bucks a month on gas.

25 thousand? wtf?

He must have private jets... that'd be the only way to explain that.

 

[King_Jr]

OBVIOUSLY. LOL SHOULD I RE-WORD IT FOR U?

AYO B, IF I WAS OCK, AND I HAD ALL THAT CHEESE SON, THAT BITCH WOULD BE DEALTH WITH KID. TRUE STORY!!

lmao

 

[DankedOut707]

707, who is that cracka ass forefather you rocking in your sig son? you funny sometimes.

.

HAHA THATS GENERAL VALLEJO. HE AINT A CRACKA ASS CRACKA. LOL HES SPANIARD. SOME PEOPLE THINK ITS THE SAME THOUGH AND DUDE LOOKS WHITE AS FUCK BUT HIS POPS NAME IS IGNACIO AND HIS MOMS NAME WAS MARIA. I DONT CONSIDER THAT TO BE A WHITE DUDE. HE HAD THE MEANEST SIDEBURNS THIS SIDE OF THE GOLDEN GATE

 

[enserio]

HAHA THATS GENERAL VALLEJO. HE AINT A CRACKA ASS CRACKA. LOL HES SPANIARD. SOME PEOPLE THINK ITS THE SAME THOUGH AND DUDE LOOKS WHITE AS FUCK BUT HIS POPS NAME IS IGNACIO AND HIS MOMS NAME WAS MARIA. I DONT CONSIDER THAT TO BE A WHITE DUDE. HE HAD THE MEANEST SIDEBURNS THIS SIDE OF THE GOLDEN GATE

Here's the line in the sand, homeboy.

Your euro-cracka ancestors that raped (or 'civilized' depending on your perspective) your indigenous ancestors are cracka ass crackas - worldwide!

Spaniards, Portuguese, British - whatever. All crackas.

All fun and history homeboy, just had to ask. I used to rock Machiavelli in my sig, so I got little room to criticize, lots of room to joke.

 

[DankedOut707]

LOL I DONT CARE WUT THE POLITICALLY CORRECT TERM FOR HIM IS BUT DUDE IS A BEAST FOR ROCKIN THOSE SIDEBURNS

 

[FDS]

why would he have car payments? with all that cash he should just pay it in full

 

[I. Cold]

why would he have car payments? with all that cash he should just pay it in full

I know, right?

something just doesnt seem right about those numbers.

 

[G-Dubb]

$1,495 for cable TV

If you get all the channels on Dish or Comcast or whatever does it even get close to that high?

That must be HELLA porn

 

[enserio]

On that end, dude probably has all the channels he can want worldwide, which would take 'a few' companies from different countries, and I'm betting he ain't getting his brother in law to run a splitter to all the rooms in his houses.

On the other shit, I told you.

Rich people getting divorces exaggerate their expenses as much as they can to avoid getting the maximum penalty for alimony.

'member when Nicole Brown Simpson was applying for alimony asking for like 25K a month just for food alone? What happened to her?

People with money ain't trying to part with it.

 

[dj pimp]

shaq has tipped dozens of my workers here in nyc, and in vegas 100 dollar tips too many times to count. it got to the point that if he only tipped 50 bucks some of my workers would complain. he is a huge tipper.