Sex=BAking Cakes... lol

[Unkut Yola]

One day a little boy and his dad went to the zoo. Where two monkeys were having sex, and the little boy asked what they were doing, and the dad said "their baking cakes." the next day the little boy and his mom went to the park. Where two dogs were doing it, and the little boy said "mommy what are they doing?" the mom said their "baking cakes" Later that night the parents were having sex on the couch. The next day the little boy says to his parents "i know what you guys were doing last night! You were baking cakes!" The parents looked at him and said "how do you know?!?!" The little boy replied "because i ate the frosting off the couch.


Dont bitch i've seen worse threads... lol
:cheeky:

 

[SLOWPOKE]

piss my pants

 

[mustynutz]

http://www.porn-bread.com/bukkake.htm

make your girl some of these cookies....

 

[Meelo]

http://www.porn-bread.com/bukkake.htm

make your girl some of these cookies....

lol oh shit

 

[Dana Dane]

funny in a really gross way.

 

[SLOWPOKE]

Super Spunk Smoothie

1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice


Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.



now do thay mean nutmeg,...or nut mang!

 

[mustynutz]

stop reporsting my recipes fucknutt.....those are top secret damn it

 

[SLOWPOKE]

i was asking a question,...nutmeg!

 

[Queen Bee]

that is one of the most disgustingly funny things ive heard.

 

[SLOWPOKE]

hay girl,..how you been?...i added you but we got to get to know one another,...a lil beter,....just,...you,.....and I


(fuck all ya'll you are gonna say "slow findly has a reson to use spell check,...it must be q.bee's purfume!)

 

[FlipTek]

nasty

 

[Hutch]

That joke really is nasty...

Gonna have to remember that one for the next night out with the lads.