serious question....why are fat people so "un-fun"

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Nov 24, 2003
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hey fatty? why are you so fat that you dont like to have fun.....?

LMAO!!

For real though, I hate the cockblocking friend. Its an important step in your pussy getting process to neutralize the fat friend before you try and jam her girl.



Also, to be honest, I rarely even see fat people in the club, let alone fat people killing it in the club
 
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I use to mess with this Angelina Jolie type girl (a bit more thick..real nice). And I asked her one night.

"What do you see in me?"

She said she didn't like skinny or muscle dudes. She loved big dudes because big dudes reminded her of a big teddy bears. And I've had plenty of top notches that felt that way. And of course I had the skinny insecure haters looking and asking, "How, did he pull that?"

Don't let this confuse you though, I've had em' all shapes and sizes. I don't discriminate (yet, there are areas I won't go).
 
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i dunno..i have one fat friend n if anything she's the one thats always about the party or going here or there....she's a heavy drinker too and wears a lot of glitter on her eyes...her taste of guys and what type of guy she would want to see me with is way off with what type i would go for....
 

L.D.S.

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I use to mess with this Angelina Jolie type girl (a bit more thick..real nice). And I asked her one night.

"What do you see in me?"

She said she didn't like skinny or muscle dudes. She loved big dudes because big dudes reminded her of a big teddy bears. And I've had plenty of top notches that felt that way. And of course I had the skinny insecure haters looking and asking, "How, did he pull that?"

Don't let this confuse you though, I've had em' all shapes and sizes. I don't discriminate (yet, there are areas I won't go).
If you can master the teddy bear game, you can have all the women you want.
 
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lol@over confident fat guy who spends way too much time on his outfits
you know.. the nigga with the meticulous line up and the staring problem when you pull up with your girl at the gas station..

nigga avert your fat ass gaze, she dont want you.
 
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lol@over confident fat guy who spends way too much time on his outfits
you know.. the nigga with the meticulous line up and the staring problem when you pull up with your girl at the gas station..

nigga avert your fat ass gaze, she dont want you.

Right on McLovin
 
May 6, 2002
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It takes a lot to be a fat ass. You have to do certain things and live a certain way to be a fat ass. Eat like crap, no exercise, no motivation, just be a lop their whole life.

What pisses me off the most is the ex fat chick who lost weight and now thinks she is the shit. Ex fatties are not as bad, but they have their own traits that piss me off. I knew this one girl who got a gastric by-pass and lost over 200 pounds and she thought she was the finest bitch on earth.
 
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It takes a lot to be a fat ass. You have to do certain things and live a certain way to be a fat ass. Eat like crap, no exercise, no motivation, just be a lop their whole life.

What pisses me off the most is the ex fat chick who lost weight and now thinks she is the shit. Ex fatties are not as bad, but they have their own traits that piss me off. I knew this one girl who got a gastric by-pass and lost over 200 pounds and she thought she was the finest bitch on earth.

WOW! LOL!!!! you seem to have serious issues in your life.

Two more words for ya: Anger Management

BONUS

"Vegetarian"

That's a Native American word for "Lousy Hunter"
 

Arson

Long live the KING!!!!
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mooreblock , and 714KaliHydro put up pics of yourself, so the fat folks can all see perfection to strive for.
 
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yalll are hella wrong, fat people are hella funny, some of the funniest folks ive met are str8 up comedians lol but yea i hate the cockblockin friends , they dont even gota be fat to be cockblockers tho alota times they just ugly
 

Arson

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yalll are hella wrong, fat people are hella funny, some of the funniest folks ive met are str8 up comedians lol but yea i hate the cockblockin friends , they dont even gota be fat to be cockblockers tho alota times they just ugly
I know plenty of "hater" friends who are fine as fuck, all you need for a fat girl hater friend, is a dirty friend to kick dick down to her mouth to shut her fat ass up, sounds like yall lacking a good "wing man" or 3.:siccness:
 

Arson

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It takes a lot to be a fat ass. You have to do certain things and live a certain way to be a fat ass. Eat like crap, no exercise, no motivation, just be a lop their whole life.

What pisses me off the most is the ex fat chick who lost weight and now thinks she is the shit. Ex fatties are not as bad, but they have their own traits that piss me off. I knew this one girl who got a gastric by-pass and lost over 200 pounds and she thought she was the finest bitch on earth.
what your diet/exercise plan to keep you looking like arnold?:siccness: