SELECTIVE SERVICE

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Feb 5, 2006
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I GOT THIS SHIT IN THE MAIL LAST WEEK SAYING I HAVE TO REGISTER WITHIN 10 DAYS OR I'LL BE FINED AND GO TO PRISON. LOL DID FOLKS HAVE TO DO THIS THE LAST FEW YEARS? IT SAYS THEY JUST KEEP YOUR NAME IN THE DATABASE AND IF THERES A CRISIS, THEY DO A LOTTERY AND DRAFT U FOR WAR. ALL MALES AGES 18-25 GOTTA REGISTER BUT NONE OF MY FOLKS EVER DID THIS SHIT AND THEY NEVER GOT LOCKED UP FOR IT
 
May 11, 2002
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if a male wants loans for school then they have to register in the selected service.

So that is to say if you want to better yourself and go to school but cant afford it, then the government reserves the right to send the loaned off to war.

im already disqualified im deaf in the right ear. No war for me
 
Feb 5, 2006
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YEH I DONT EVEN WANT MY NAME ON THEY LIST. IF I DIDNT HAVE FAMILY, ID PROBABLY SAY FUCK IT AND GO JUST TO DO IT. SHOOT SOME SHIT UP AND GET AWAY WITH IT. PROBABLY A CRAZY ASS FEELING BUT AFTER U GET YOUR FIRST FEW BODIES IT WOULD BE NUTHIN
 
Feb 5, 2006
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WHITE DEVIL said:
There is shit that you need to be in selective service to do. It helps as another form of ID as well.

WUT TYPE OF SHIT CAN I DO THAT I CANT WITHOUT IT? AND HOW DOES IT HELP AS AN ID? LOL DO I GET DISCOUNTS? MY DRIVERS LICENSE IS KOO
 
Dec 25, 2003
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No one gets charged or goes to jail but there are a few things (Sheriff's work program, some other shit) that either ask for it or it helps if you have. Dont know off top but it really doesnt mean shit. 95% of ppl do it anyway so unless you have a major reason not to I would. It aint like if youre drafted you cant just not go.
 
Apr 26, 2003
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you gotta send it in, itll fuck you up getting loans and what not, and if some shit goes down and the catch wind of u not sending your shit in then they might trip, i sent mine in when i was 18, no big deal
 
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WHITE DEVIL said:
No one gets charged or goes to jail but there are a few things (Sheriff's work program, some other shit) that either ask for it or it helps if you have. Dont know off top but it really doesnt mean shit. 95% of ppl do it anyway so unless you have a major reason not to I would. It aint like if youre drafted you cant just not go.

HAHA IM KOO OFF THE SHERIFFS WORK PROGRAM. LOL I'LL PROBABLY REGISTER TOMMORROW THOUGH. I WANNA SAY I'LL EVENTUALLY TRY COLLEGE SOON SO I MIGHT NEED THEM LOANS. EVEN IF I GET PICKED THOUGH, THEY PUT U THROUGH TESTS TO SEE IF U CAN HANDLE IT, I'LL JUST ACT LIKE THE DUMBEST AND LAZIEST SOLDIER THEY WOULD EVER HAVE
 
Aug 11, 2003
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I never got shit about this..
I kept getting calls from recruiters and shit.. but i would just say yeah.. ill meet you at 6 .. and never show up.. Fuckers Dont really give up..


but i guess they have now..
 
Dec 25, 2003
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707REPRESENTA said:
THEY PUT U THROUGH TESTS TO SEE IF U CAN HANDLE IT, I'LL JUST ACT LIKE THE DUMBEST AND LAZIEST SOLDIER THEY WOULD EVER HAVE
Bad idea. Plus you brown.

They would give you the official title of "run over there boy".

"Ey boy, run across that field and see if you can draw their fire!"

Ever see the South Park movie? Operation Human Shield.
 
Jun 13, 2002
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I got a funny story about the selective service....

(hope I don't regret telling this and end up like Monte or Boeg)

I turn 18 and try to register online quick and easy, but they say my names not in the database and I gotta send in all these papers. So, I just forget about it until a year or so later when I try to get financial aid. I need to be registered to be able to apply for fin/aid. I try it again and get the same shit. So, I call up social security, or something (I can't remember), and find out why I'm not in the database....

Social Security had me listed as a female and always has. No wonder all the letters I received from them referred to me as "she". I just thought it was an automatic letter error. So I'm like wtf :confused: last time I checked I had a penis.

I head to down to the social security office and tell them what's up. They tell me I have to prove I'm a male so in front of everyone I pull down my pants, shove my balls up against the glass window and say "Is this enough proof? Or do you want me to nut on your face too?"

Ok I lied, all I had to do was sign a piece of paper and show id. Still fucked up though.
 
Apr 7, 2007
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JUSS DO IT DAYUM THEY AINT GOIN DO SHIT LIKE THAT THEY DONT HAVE LOTTERYS LIKE THAT NO MORE IT WOULD HAVE TO BE SOME REAL SERIOUS SHIT FOR THEM TO GO TO A LOTTERY I DID IT HAVE THEY CALLED OR GOTTEN IN TOUCH WITH ME OR ANY OF MY BOYS NO ABOUT GOIN AND SERVIN MY COUNTRY NO AND IF I DO GO SERVE ITZ BECAUSE I WANT TO WHICH I AM THINKIN BOUT DOIN