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So this airplane in the air was loosing altitude because it was heavy and..
capt. says "ladies and gentlemen...due to the loss of altitude, we are going to have to throw some people overboard to save the rest of us, the way we are going to do it is by races starting alphabetically"
capt. continues...."A- Is there any african americans?"
no one answers
"B-Is there any blacks?"
no one answers
"C-Is there any colored?"
a black kid says "hey dad arent we all of those"
dad goes
" son, yes we are, but today, we Niggas , and the mexicans are going before us!"
black boy turns over to the mexican boy and says "haha" your going first.
mexican boy replies "sorry, today were wetback"
capt. says "ladies and gentlemen...due to the loss of altitude, we are going to have to throw some people overboard to save the rest of us, the way we are going to do it is by races starting alphabetically"
capt. continues...."A- Is there any african americans?"
no one answers
"B-Is there any blacks?"
no one answers
"C-Is there any colored?"
a black kid says "hey dad arent we all of those"
dad goes
" son, yes we are, but today, we Niggas , and the mexicans are going before us!"
black boy turns over to the mexican boy and says "haha" your going first.
mexican boy replies "sorry, today were wetback"
A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, "How did the human race start?". Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made."
The next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?"
Her father answeres, "Well, it's very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!"
The next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?"
Her father answeres, "Well, it's very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!"
