Racist Black History Month party

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Oct 19, 2008
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Some frat at my school had a "Compton Cookout" as a mock Black History Month party. My sociology professor sent us the party's description in the email and asked if anyone is in this frat to discuss it in lecture tomorrow.

"Dear class:

I imagine that some of you must have heard about the racist event staged by Pi Kappa Alpha Fraternity on campus. In case not, I am attaching an email that describes the event.

"Invitation details for a WHITE frat's "celebration" of Black History Month:

Description
February marks a very important month in American society. No, i'm not referring to Valentines day or Presidents day. I'm talking about Black History month. As a time to celebrate and in hopes of showing
respect, the Regents community cordially invites you to its very first Compton Cookout.

For guys: I expect all males to be rockin Jersey's, stuntin' up in ya White T (XXXL smallest size acceptable), anything FUBU, Ecko, Rockawear, High/low top Jordans or Dunks, Chains, Jorts, stunner shades, 5950 hats, Tats, etc.

For girls: For those of you who are unfamiliar with ghetto chicks - Ghetto chicks usually have gold teeth, start fights and drama, and wear cheap clothes - they consider Baby Phat to be high class and expensive couture. They also have short, nappy hair, and usually wear cheap weave, usually in bad colors, such as purple or bright red.
They look and act similar to Shenaynay, and speak very loudly, while rolling their neck, and waving their finger in your face. Ghetto chicks have a very limited vocabulary, and attempt to make up for it, by forming new words, such as "constipulated", or simply cursing persistently, or using other types of vulgarities, and making noises, such as "hmmg!", or smacking their lips, and making other angry noises,grunts, and faces. The objective is for all you lovely ladies to look, act, and essentially take on these "respectable" qualities throughout the day.

Several of the regents condos will be teaming up to house this monstrosity, so travel house to house and experience the various elements of life in the ghetto.

We will be serving 40's, Kegs of Natty, dat Purple Drank- which consists of sugar, water, and the color purple , chicken, coolade, and of course Watermelon. So come one and come all, make ya self before we break ya self, keep strapped, get yo shine on, and join us for a day party to be remembered- or not."


If anybody belongs to the fraternity, please feel free to explain in class tomorrow."
 

DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
Sep 10, 2002
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This is nothing new...white kids have been having these racist ass parties for years, thinking its funny. I would love to go this party to bump sum Lynch and blow trees in everyone's face. Then i can pocket check all these muthafuckas like Deebo and prove stealing comes in all forms of colors.
 
Feb 7, 2006
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Like Dubb says white college kids have these kinda parties every year thinking it's some funny shit.

on another note some old white fool called me and this mexicn guy a nigger in Santa Barbara today and I slapped the shit out of him...just tryna keep it balanced.
 

Ne Obliviscaris

RIP Cut-Throat and SoCo
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Like Dubb says white college kids have these kinda parties every year thinking it's some funny shit.

on another note some old white fool called me and this mexicn guy a nigger in Santa Barbara today and I slapped the shit out of him...just tryna keep it balanced.

You're lucky that old man wasn't EBM.
 
Jun 19, 2004
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For guys: I expect all males to be rockin Jersey's, stuntin' up in ya White T (XXXL smallest size acceptable), anything FUBU, Ecko, Rockawear, High/low top Jordans or Dunks, Chains, Jorts, stunner shades, 5950 hats, Tats, etc.
Call me racist but doesn't that explain 90% of kids these days? Besides the fubu of course.