Racial Jokes

[NASA]

Ah my gawt some of these jokes are hella funny!

 

[DJ Mark 7]

Mark 7 - hypocrite. Ban Scottie Pimpin and others, but don't ban these people. Nice.

By the way is that Shakira in your sig god damn!!!

Nah bro I don't consider myself a hypocrite....If someone REALLY contributes the board yet posts something I don't agree with then I don't ban em....Only cats who have gotten banned are those who are CONSTANTLY negative and start shit for no reason with no intelligence to back up their points...

Sorry ya feel that way!

 

[DJ Mark 7]

lol and yes, that is Shakira....God bless her little heart

 

[SF Slimm]

damn mark you got me zonin out on shakiras ass n shit got damn... i've been starin at this sig for 5 minutes now. just zoooonin ouuut.

edj.... you need to check out this sig. might loosen you up a lil homie.

oh and let me help you out a lil bit on your next posts.... ya know, don't want your fingers to get all stressed out ya feel me. so here it goes.....

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now you don't have to type that on your next posts. =)

 

[NASA]

^^^^LMFAO! THEN YOU STRESSED........

 

[DJ Mark 7]

lol that about sums it up

 

[DIPPED IN SAUCE]

why cant stevie wonder read? ........ because hes black

 

[Villain]

So wait...I'm confused...are white people supposed to hate me cause I listen to hard rock??? Hell, I don't even really listen to rap anymore, cause as of late it's all shitty...20 track cd's with 5 good songs...

Why can't people understand, music is music...nobody owns it, and anybody can listen to it...

Now don't get me wrong, I hate "Top 40" muthafucka's more than anyone, folks who wanna bump Nellie and Ludacris, and throw in Good Charlotte and Yellowcard...I hate them mostly because they have no passion for the music they listen to...you can clearly look at someone and tell, if they truely love the music or they're just following the trends...

I know a lot of white folks, who truely love rap...have a passion for it...that I can respect...

The arguement stated before, that white folks shouldn't get into rap, holds as much water as saying black folks shouldn't play golf...

And lastly...anybody who is mixed, should never...ever, ever, ever...be racist...I'm black and white myself...and I was hated on by both groups as a kid...but I have no hate coming back...


And some of the jokes were actually funny...the duck one cracked me up...

 

[Gringo Starr]

So wait...I'm confused...are white people supposed to hate me cause I listen to hard rock??? Hell, I don't even really listen to rap anymore, cause as of late it's all shitty...20 track cd's with 5 good songs...

Why can't people understand, music is music...nobody owns it, and anybody can listen to it...

Now don't get me wrong, I hate "Top 40" muthafucka's more than anyone, folks who wanna bump Nellie and Ludacris, and throw in Good Charlotte and Yellowcard...I hate them mostly because they have no passion for the music they listen to...you can clearly look at someone and tell, if they truely love the music or they're just following the trends...

I know a lot of white folks, who truely love rap...have a passion for it...that I can respect...

The arguement stated before, that white folks shouldn't get into rap, holds as much water as saying black folks shouldn't play golf...

And lastly...anybody who is mixed, should never...ever, ever, ever...be racist...I'm black and white myself...and I was hated on by both groups as a kid...but I have no hate coming back...


And some of the jokes were actually funny...the duck one cracked me up...

Amen...

 

[Fridge]

Ain't nothing muthafucking HE-HE about no faggot as racial jokes.

Anybody else find that a little double edged?

 

[DJ Mark 7]

Anybody else find that a little double edged?

lol good point

 

[hobgoblin]

Damn, I went through and read everything but edj's stressin posts, his other posts I read, just the the stressin ones.... too long, no jokes other than the "then you stressed" part of it.

Back to the topic:

The jokes are hilarious. Had me dyin for hella minutes.

 

[EDJ]

DJ MARK SCHNEVEN,

AND THIS POST IS HELL OF INTELLIgENT, RIgHT?

 

[EDJ]

VILLIAN,
I'M MIXXED, SO FUCCIN' WHAT? YOU CHOSE TO INDULgE ON YOUR WHITE SIDE. I HAVE NO WHITE BLOOD IN ME. I gIVES A FUK.

 

[nickhiggs]

We need to get Carlos Mencia come speak on all this racial shit.

 

[EDJ]

^YOU WATCH TOO MUCH COMEDY CENTRAL.

 

[m.w.merlino]

VILLIAN,
I'M MIXXED, SO FUCCIN' WHAT? YOU CHOSE TO INDULgE ON YOUR WHITE SIDE. I HAVE NO WHITE BLOOD IN ME. I gIVES A FUK.

dog...what? he listens to rock so hes "indulging his white side"? so his genetics are telling him what to like? what are you? the first ghetto racist scientist?? fuck the genome project, we got EDJ and his stereotypes.

 

[EDJ]

^LOL. NAW MAN. HE CHOSE TO INDULgE IN PREDOMINANT ANgLO SUBCULTURE. HE USIN' HIS HALF WHITE SIDE TO JUSTIFY IT. IF I WAS HALF WHITE, I WOULD gIVE A FUK LESS. I WOULDN'T INDULgE IN SUCH.

 

[YOUNG BREW]

^^ yea cuz u a racist..and im glad u aint white more than u are believe that...and ya u are mixed..but u sure play the black activist role pretty well 4 a half breed..CHECKMATE

 

[DJ Mark 7]

VILLIAN,
I HAVE NO WHITE BLOOD IN ME. I gIVES A FUK.

LOL sorry to say dog, but do some homework....I GUARENTEE you have "anglo" blood in ya somewhere down the line....ain't NO one pure anymore