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WUT DO YOU CALL FAGG WITH DIARRHEA?
A JUICY FRUIT

WHY DO BLACK PEOPLE WEAR WIDE BRIM HATS?
SO BIRDS WONT SHIT ON THEY LIPS

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A GIRL IS ITALIAN?
SHE HAS A BEARD

HOW DO YOU STOP A BLACK KID FROM JUMPING ON A BED?
YOU PUT VELCRO ON THE CEILING

WHATS LONG BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT?
THE WELFARE LINE

WHTA DO YOU CALL A BLACK PRIEST?
HOLY SHIT
 
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Double Standards, where would we be without them?

This thread is about Racial Jokes (meaning jokes about the funny differences in all the different races).

If we wanted a Racist Joke thread we would just make fun of you EDJ.
 
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Racial jokes are jsut that Jokes. I think they are funny and so does alot of people. If you dont thats cool but understand that a joke just pokes fun of a stereotype, Not all blacks eat ribs and chicken. Not all whites listen to heavy metal and are nerds. Its just the stereotype is funny thats all.
 
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the thread specifies "racial jokes" if u are the type of person whose gon cry bout this kinda shit then peeps should know wut this thread gon be about and stay the hell outta here if u get offended at racial jokes............... this shit is funny keep em coming :mad:
 

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JAE REEKAY,

YOU STRESSED, "i forgot the all knowing EDJ knows all and dictates all."

OH, IS THAT HOW YOU PERCEIVE ME? I NEVA CLAIMED TO KNOW IT ALL CAUSE NOBODY DOES. EVERY DAY I LEARN SOMETHIN' NEW. BUT I'LL TELL YOU THIS:
I'VE BEEN HERE AND THERE AND THERE AND HERE. EXPERIENCE AND OBSERVANCE IS THE gRANDEST EDUCATOR.


THEN YOU STRESSED, "YOu know what?Alotta white folks are afraid of black folks.Why?Couldnt tell ya.Well guess what..IM NOT."

gOOD FOR YOU. NOW gO BAK AND EDUCATE YOUR KIND. WE DON'T BITE. LOL WITH JOKES LIKE THESE, THEY SEE US AS THE WORST.

THEN YOU STRESSED, "COme to my "hood" and it would be the same thang potna..."

WHY WOULD I WANT TO COME TO SOME BAKWOOD TOWN IN THE STATE OF WASHINgTON? WHAT THE FUK I gOT TO PROVE?

THEN YOU STRESSED, "i dont care if youre pureple with pink polka dots homie...you bringin turf and hood shit into this like it has the slightest to do with anything...."

I NEVA ONCE UTTERED MY HOOD OR MY TURF, SO HOW AM I BRINgIN' HOOD AND TURF SHIT INTO "THIS"?

THEN YOU STRESSED, "i never said i was racist...but if you wanna go blow for blow racially its whatever blood..."

OH, YOU'RE A BLOOD NOW? LOL SO FUCCIN' WHAT? AND A WHITEBOY AT THAT? COME ON WITH ALL THAT. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY N-E-THANg. YOU INTERESTED IN THESE RACIAL, AND LAUgHIN' AT THEM. IF YOU WAS REALLY DOWN WITH THE CAUSE, YOU WOULD OF DAMN THIS THREAD AND WHOEVA STARTED IT. BUT SINCE YOU HAVE THIS CLOSET RACIST AND WHITE PRIVILEDgED MENTALITY, TO YOU IT'S AMUSIN'. IT'S A SWITCH YOU CAN TURN ON AND OFF. MY QUESTION HOW YOU CAN YOU CLAIM BEIN' A BLOOD WITH SUCH OR EVEN INDULgE IN RAP MUSIC(A PREDOMINANT BLAK SUBCULTURED MUSIC gENRE)?

THEN YOU STRESSED, "i aint really trippin...im just sick of your racist and stereotypical remarks..."

YOU gOT YOUR NERVE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, PUT ME ON IgNORE OR gO EXPLORE SOME PART OF THE INTERNET YOU HAVEN'T DONE SO ALREADY.

THEN YOU STRESSED, "and then YOU turn around and get mad at others for doin it...its called...GAY...stop actin like a girl about it...if you cant take it...dont dish...just like Mark said...."

WHAT I DO AND THIS SHIT IS COMPLETELY TWO DIFFERENT THANgS. DON'T gET IT TWISTED.

THEN YOU STRESSED, "Oppression?Im sorry...were you on a fuckin slave ship???"

WERE YOU? WHAT THE FUK A SLAVESHIP HAVE TO DO WITH WHAT'S gOIN' ON "TODAY" OTHA THAN THE REPERCUSSIONS?

THEN YOU STRESSED, "so dont play that card...cus its old and TIRED...and unless you were rowin that muthafucka..you werent oppressed for shit."

TYPICAL. NOBODY TALKIN' BOUT SLAVERY, YOU IgNORANT BLIND BAT(EVEN THOUgH WHITEFOLKS SHOULD BE HELD RESPONISIBLE).

THEN YOU STRESSED, "Oh by now youre gonna say "the man opresses me in the hood and keeps MY people there"...oh boy!!!YOu act like muthafuckas cant get a fuckin job."

NOT WHEN YOU'RE CONTANTLY BEIN' HARRASSED AND THROWN IN JAIL. NOT WHEN THERE AIN'T NO JOBS THAT'LL HIRE YOU. NOT WHEN YOUR RECORD IS A LIST AND "EVERY" JOB RUNS A BAKgROUND CHEK. NOT WHEN THERE AIN'T NO CONSISTENCY PERIOD.

THEN YOU STRESSED, "Fuck off with that...muthafuckas stay there cus they dont FEEL like gettin out...itsd called "makin excuses so people will feel sorry for me"."

SO WHAT IS "gETTIN' OUT" MR. EXPERT? AND WHO MAKES EXCUSES FOR THEMSELVES? WHO MAKES IT EASIER FOR US TO BE DEPENDENT? AND WHO WANTS PEOPLE'S PITY? YOU NEED TO LEAVE YOUR PRE-CONCEIVED NOTIONS IN YOUR CLOSET.

THEN YOU STRESSED, "I got PLENTY og go-getters out the projects that i associate with.SOme with REAL jobs...and some that do what they do....but they dont complain about it."

AND THAT'S ALL gOOD. BUT THE PROBLEM IS BIggA THAN THAT.

THEN YOU STRESSED, "You think im rich asshole???"

WHY I gOT TO BE ALL THAT? BUT I DON'T KNOW YOU FROM ADAM, JUST LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ME TO BE ADDRESSIN' ME AS SUCH.

THEN YOU STRESSED, "I was probably raised in more of a gutter then YOU were..."

YOU THINK? DOES THAT gIVE YOU MORE OF A VALIDATION?

THEN YOU STRESSED, "ever been homeless livin in a 77 cutlass???"

IN A 77 DODgE VAN TO BE EXACT(I gOT A SONg ABOUT IT ON MY ALBUM<REAL SHIT>). MY BROTHA(R.I.P O.g L.E.D) HAD A 76' CUTT AND WE USED TO BUM IN THAT.

THEN YOU STRESSED, "If not...then dont say a goddamn thing to me..."

AND IF I DIDN'T, IT WOULDN'T MATTER. YOU BEIN' HOMELESS AIN'T gOT SHIT TO DO WITH THE TABLES BEIN' EVEN AND THIS SOCIETY BEIN' CONTROLLED BY THE MAINSTREAM MASSES AND THEY PREDOMINANT ANgLO SUBCULTURED WAYS.

THEN YOU STRESSED, "And YOU off all people wanna get mad a "racist joke" thread?"

WHAT YOU MEAN OF ALL PEOPLE? I'M THE MAIN TARgET WHAT THIS MUSIC IS ABOUT AND TO SEE RACIST MINDSETS DWELL WITHIN THE SAME SUBCULTURE THAT REPRESENTS ME AND MY PEOPLES IS A BIg NO-NO. PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHOULDN'T EXIST AND NEITHA SHOULD THIS THREAD. POINT, BLANK, PERIOD.

THEN YOU STRESSED, "Thats like bein a vegetarian and eatin at McDonalds buddy boy...so once again...cut the crap..."

YOU CUT THE CRAP. BAD ANALOgY. IT'S LIKE ME gOIN' TO A SOUL FOOD PLACE AND NOTHIN' BUT RACIST AND CLUELESS ASS WHITEBOYS IN THERE.

THEN YOU STRESSED, "I dont like bein called whiteboy...have some FUCKIN respect..."

LOL. I DON'T KNOW YOU. WHY SHOULD I RESPECT YOU WHEN YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN NO RESPECT?
 

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KRYPTIC FLOWS,

YOU STRESSED, "Rap is NOT a predominantly urban black subculture, its PRODUCED in that atmosphere but the CULTURE has spread to ALL walks of life."

WHY AIN'T IT? IT'S DOMINATED AND HAS IT'S ROOTS IN AFRICAN RHYTHM'S? AND AND RAP IS A "SUBCULTURE" WHICH WE ALL KNOW HAS SPREAD TO A LOT OF WLKS OF LIFE. SO THAT MUST MEAN THEY MUST RESPECT BLAK MEN(NOT INgRATEFULLY MAKE JOKES ON THE COMPUTER BEHIND THEY BAK).

THEN YOU STRESSED, "You talk about white people watering it down, its been happening for years at radio stations."

OH, AND THEM RADIO STATIONS MUST BE BLAK OWNED, HUH? THEY WATER IT DOWN FOR THE MAINSTREAM MASSES(I WONDER WHO THAT CAN BE?).

SICC-FUCC,

YOU STRESSED, "damn,this shit is hella funny to me,all over some jokes...yall putting too much on it"

YOU CRAZY. NOT ENOUgH IS BEIN' PUT ON IT. IF IT WAS, THIS TYPE OF MENTALITY WOULDN'T EXIST IN A PREDOMINANT BLAK SUBCULTURED MUSIC SITE.

DUBC415,

YOU STRESSED, "its just the fact he cant back the fuck down....he always has to argue every little fucking point."

AND THAT JUST IRKS YOU?

DJ MARK7,

YOU STRESSED, "EDJ....I don't wish anything of the sort dog....I like things JUST the way they are...Cause bein white has made me hafta work HARDER to get the same respect....and I LOVE it...."

WHY NOT ROK MUSIC CUZZ? WHY NOT SOME gRUNgE? WHAT MADE YOU WANNA COME INTO A BLAK-DOMINATED ART FORM? AND WHAT DO YOU DO EXACTLY?

JAY DUKIE,

YOU STRESSED, "Double Standards, where would we be without them?

This thread is about Racial Jokes (meaning jokes about the funny differences in all the different races).

If we wanted a Racist Joke thread we would just make fun of you EDJ."

YOU TRYIN' TO DOWNPLAY THE SHIT AND IT AIN'T WORKIN'. "WE'RE MAKINg FUN OF OUR RACIAL DIFFERENCES, NOW LET'S HOLD HANDS AND LISTEN TO LYNCH IN PEACEFUL HARMONY". LOL FUK ALL THAT. IF YOU CAN'T RESPECT A BLAK MAN FOR THE MUSIC HE DONE BROUgHT TO YAW, OR PERCEIVE HIM WITH THE STEREOTYPES AND EITHA YOU LAUgH AT THAT OR BELIEVE THEM TO BE TRUE, THEN YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS IN LISTENIN' TO HIS CREATION OR PARTAKIN' IN N-E OF THE SUBCULTURE OR EXPRESSIONS OF SUCH. AND THAT INCLUDES WHETHA I LIKE WHITE BOYS OR NOT, OR AIN'T TOO FOND OF PREDOMINANT ANgLO VIEWS, EXPRESSION, AND/OR SUBCULTURE.

ROBS4,

YOU STRESSED, "Racial jokes are jsut that Jokes."

IS THAT RIgHT, JUST JOKES? BULLSHIT. THOSE JOKES COME FROM A CLOSET RACIST MINDSET. WHAT ARE THE PURPOSE OF THE JOKES? WHY LAUgH AT HOW SOME PERCEIVE BLAK FOLK AND OTHAS> IS THAT WHAT I AM TO YOU, A JOKE?

THEN YOU STRESSED, "I think they are funny and so does alot of people."

THEN YOU AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE CLOSET RACIST AND DON'T DESERVE TO EVEN LISTEN TO RAP OR N-E OTHA FORM OF PREDOMINANT URBAN SUBLCUTURED MUSIC.

THEN YOU STRESSED, "If you dont thats cool but understand that a joke just pokes fun of a stereotype, Not all blacks eat ribs and chicken."

WHY HAVE STEREOTYPE IN THE FIRST PLACE? AND HOW YOU KNOW THAT WHOEVA IS AT THE OTHA END OF THE JOKE, DON'T REALLY PERCEIVE THE STEREOTYPE? THEY LAUgHIN' FOR A REASON.

THEN YOU STRESSED, "Not all whites listen to heavy metal and are nerds."

BUT THEY DO LISTEN TO N-E OTHA FORM OF PREDOMINANT ANgLO SUBCULTURED MUSIC AND/OR LISTEN TO PREDOMINANT BLAK SUBCULTURED MUSIC AT THE SAME TIME WITHOUT KNOWIN' THE TRUE ESSENCE OF IT, AND DOWNIN' THE ONES THAT MAKE IT(EVIDENCE IS THIS THREAD).

THEN YOU STRESSED, "Its just the stereotype is funny thats all."

YOU SOUND LIKE A FUNNY, gO-LUKY, gULLIBLE ASS MUTHA-FUKA.

KILLAHOE666,

YOU STRESSED, "the thread specifies "racial jokes" if u are the type of person whose gon cry bout this kinda shit then peeps should know wut this thread gon be about and stay the hell outta here if u get offended at racial jokes............... this shit is funny keep em coming"

FIFTY FIRST OF ALL,
YOU NEED A NEW NAME, CAUSE YOU DEFINITELY BIT THE HOMEBOYS NAME.

XNDLY,
THIS SHIT SHOULDN'T EXIST, PERIOD! AND YOU gOT YOUR MUTHA-FUCCIN' NERVE TO CONDONE THIS SHIT AND HYPE MUTHA-FUKAS UP. WHAT PART OF NEW MEXICO YOU FROM? THE HILL-BILLY PART THAT ARE TWO-FACED WHEN CONFRONTED? YOU'D gET SMACCED UP FACE TO FACE YOU CLOSET RACIST. DON'T TELL ME YOU VOTED FOR BUSH EITHA CAUSE YOU PROBABLY DID. IF YOU A RACIST WHAT YOU EVEN LISTENIN' TO RAP FOR?
 

DubbC415

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^^^It does exist...and making some jokes doesnt mean that reflects the way people feel about an ethnicity, no matter what u'd like to make of it. come on, ur not dumb....i mean, u've been around enough to make ur own generalizations about certain races, especially white people...u do it all the time in every post....theyre just some jokes, and if the whole thing was about white people, everyone would let it slide, and ESPECIALLY if a white person said soething, theyd get clowned...we're just sayin it all goes around..


and yeah, it does irk me, because u create an argument with everything. But u have the right to do that, so its all urs.
 

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why do black people have BIG nostril ?

CAUSE THATS HOW GOD HOLD'S THEM WHILE HE SPAY PAINT THEM.
 

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i dont get what EDJ is trying to accompish...he wants to stop the racism yet he is spreading more ignorance than anybody on here...the shit is is saying is alot worse than any of these jokes by far,thats the ironic part

im through with this thread,i keep wanting to see some good jokes but get lecture instead from somebody that obviously nobody values the opinion of cause i havent seen one person agree with him,so i have no idea why he feels the need to continue to preach to us about something we dont care about...we are over all that shit,obviously he arent,so what are you fighting for? your own satisfaction? to get white kids out of your "black culture" cause white kids are supposed to do rock like you were tellin djmark7? listen to yourself,YOU are the ignorant one,not us,take that shit somewhere else
 

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what do you call a white baby with wings ?
a ANGEL.

what do you call a black baby with wings ?
a BAT.
 
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What's the difference between a black person and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

Why don't sharks eat black people?
They think it's whale shit.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

Why do black people stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What do you get when you cross a black person and a mexican?
Someone too lazy to steal.

Why don't black people take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.

Why is there cotton in aspirin bottles?
To remind blacks that they were cottonpickers before they were drug dealers.
 
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SF Slimm said:
What's the difference between a black person and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

Why do black people stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What do you get when you cross a black person and a mexican?
Someone too lazy to steal.

Why is there cotton in aspirin bottles?
To remind blacks that they were cottonpickers before they were drug dealers.

LOL. Damn I laughed for like 10 minutes. Good ones.
 
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@EDJ- Far from closed minded. Dont make assumptions of me when you have no idea who iam. Thats not a right you have so just relax. Be cool in this situation alright your getting hurt because of this but you didnt have to read it in the first place. You dont get where you have gotten this far in life if you are dumb, it meant no disrepect in the first place its a joke homey just stay calm.
 
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