raccoons

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Apr 26, 2003
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No man thats not true. I worked at a harware store and there was a damn racoon in a fountain in the nursery so i had to scare that fucker out, and the damn thing wouldnt leave the yard so i set up a trap with some nuts and catfood, the next morning the little bastard was in the trap and i had to take it to the pick up yard with me a babysit it for the day until someone took it away. After awhile the thing looked kinda cute, like a dog sort off, one the guys i worked with said if you get one when its real little you could raise it like a dog, but they have razor claws a pissy attitudes, the animal services guy said that they all dont have diseases, but to keep away from adults cause theyll fuck you up
 
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NiNe2FiVe said:
No man thats not true. I worked at a harware store and there was a damn racoon in a fountain in the nursery so i had to scare that fucker out, and the damn thing wouldnt leave the yard so i set up a trap with some nuts and catfood, the next morning the little bastard was in the trap and i had to take it to the pick up yard with me a babysit it for the day until someone took it away. After awhile the thing looked kinda cute, like a dog sort off, one the guys i worked with said if you get one when its real little you could raise it like a dog, but they have razor claws a pissy attitudes, the animal services guy said that they all dont have diseases, but to keep away from adults cause theyll fuck you up
good info,thats mainey tho,neva knew they had razor sharp claws,aint been brave enuff to go introduce myself to one yet
 

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lol theres hella here, back in redwood city, we had a rabbit on our balcony in our 2nd story apartment and 1 of them fuckers came on the balcony and ate the rabbit lol, there was fur and rabbit everywhere
 
Apr 26, 2003
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Yeah the dude i worked with said his neighbor had some, he would teach it to behave when it was little, if it start to bite he would make a crying sound and it would stop, at out of a cat food dish and shit like that, I had to feed it in the trap, so i put on a thick as leather glove and he kinda growled but thats just because he was cornered, theyre neat lookin animals up close they kinda look like puppies
 
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lmfao!well u kno just a few things u mentioned gave me a vision of a white guy cuz i couldnt even imagine a black cat talkin obut how cute and lovely a racoon is.

haha,that was funny to me
 
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haha every time i look at them in the eye i think about grabbin a pistol. im gona go to big 5 next week and cop me a bbgun shotgun,the kind wit the action pump,then pump it a good 150times,and shoot the next fuckin raccon i see.

i dunno bout the racoons you be encountering but the ones i be sein be lookin like they 4ft big
 
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i killed a bird/wait actually i knocked out a bird for 3days wit my bb gun. it was on the peak of a roof on my neighbors house, i shot it and it rolled down and slammed on the ground, 3days later it finally started movin,but its leg was broke and its wing,i kno cuz i use to see the shit all the time layin in the same spot
 
Oct 30, 2002
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ive stepped to a family of raccoons many a smokey night in my inlaws back yard..they stand offish..i had my knife ready to go and the racoon started to growl..but i held my own...yup..them dudes dont mess around..