r-kelly-turns-his-hair-into-gold

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Defy

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Y'ALL ARE JUST SOME HATERS CUZ KELLZ MAKES MORE MONEY THAN YOU'LL EVER MAKE!!!!!!1 DON'T HATE ON HIS GOLDILOCKS LIKE SOME FUCKING FEMALES GOSSIPING ABOUT "OOOOH, GIRL, NO HE DID-ENT JUST DO DAT TO HIS HURR" KELLZ IS MAKING MILLIONS WHILE YOU OVER THERE ROCKING BACK N FORTH WHILE YOU FLIPPING BURGER PATTIES TALKIN BOUT YOU STEPPIN IN THE NAME OF LOVE!!!1111 Y'ALL JUST MAD THAT YOU CAN'T GET NO TIGHT ASS TEENY BOPPER PUSSY LIKE KELLZ CAN!!!1 IT TAKES TRUE PIMPERISTIC QUALITIES TO MATCH YOUR HAIR WITH YOUR CHAIN AND YOUR SHIRT AND YOUR SHINY ASS JACKET!!!!!111
 
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i thought this thread was gonna be like, he found some process to make his hair worth money, i was gonna say, my hairs pretty long, ima have to hit that up and get payed, im very disappointed that its just this fag adding curtain ropes to his hair
 

Defy

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this foo smokin the same shit bart from 3xKrazy was when he dyed his hair blonde....

I remember when hella foos were doin that shit back in like 95ish....it was gay then and gay now.....I dunno what would be worse, this or if he got blue extensions or dyed his tips megenta
 

Gas One

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theres always someone who does some gay shit and decides that he's cool enough to reverse the process by natural force or some shit

like every single guy left on earth who has a tongue ring took that shit out real quietly around the time game was getting made fun of

and kellz knew the golden shower reference when he did it, dont act liek hes stupid

what, you think chocolate factory wasnt a subliminal play on his eating ass?

did you not think of the fact that him calling himself the pied piper was a little shady?
 

Defy

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really tho....artists think 'oh, I'm liked enough to still be considered straight even tho I'm doing shit so gay that castro residents would call me fag....but its all good, I MAKE HITS'


so who's gonna be on r kelly's new album? I'm assuming lil wayne