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Aug 12, 2002
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LOL...had to do it.

Here's a few to start it off:

Shaquille O'Neal:

"I'm not worried about the Sacramento Queens."

"I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I'm holding my spot. There probably won't be another Shogun after this."

"When you flop, that's just another message that you don't know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man."


Charles Barkley:

"I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag."

"My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character."

"Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train."

"We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do."


Randy Moss:

"Straight cash, homie."

And this wouldn't be complete without everybody's favorite:

Mike Tyson:

"I'm a historian, and that freaks me out."

"I know how hard it is to be a woman, especially a black woman."

"Every time there's a revolution, it comes from somebody reading a book about revolution. David Walker wrote a book and Nat Turner did his thing."