Question about Amazon/Visa credit card:

[REdRUM]

I signed up for Amazon about 3 months ago, and got an offer to get a Chase Visa card. I filled out the application, was approved, and started ordering. Got about $250 worth of shit, and never got a bill, card, nothing...

...what the fuck happened?

 

[Defy]

I'm not sure, but if you give me the number, expiration date, the 3 digit code on the back and your billing address then I can find out for you

 

[REdRUM]

Should I give you my checking account number, social security number, and the stash in the safe, just in case?

 

[Defy]

sure, don't forget your antiques and jewelry too.....then I'll get right on it

 

[REdRUM]

Hey not a problem; BTW, I was wondering if I should send you my liver, too...it's been abused the past 10 or so years, and maybe you can see if it's something that can be fixed.

 

[Defy]

if by fix you mean cook and feed to the various street cats in oakland, then yes

 

[REdRUM]

Well, I have plenty of street cats here in my town; I guess I'll just have to look to someone else! Shit...some help you were.

 

[FDS]

send me your girlfriend if she needs a good fixin. were savin lives today here at the siccness today man.

 

[REdRUM]

My girlfriend?

Sounds good to me; she's a coo' ass little hoe.



I'll just keep my wife, then...

 

[FDS]

hahaha

 

[FDS]

by the way, how is it being married? in comparison to the single life. (serious question)

 

[REdRUM]

And the award for "OUT OF LEFT-FIELD QUESTION OF THE DAY'' goes to...



LOL



Hmm...let's see. I think I have it pretty good, because we've been together for about 10 years, and, although there's been ups and downs (of course), things have been fairly good.

She doesn't trip if I hang out with the boys, or need ''alone time'' (I-Candy section...LOL JK), or if I want to do something she doesn't want to, it's coo'.

She's a sweet, church going girl, and you know what they say about them...LOL.

But seriously, we have 1 son, with another on the way, and things are great. We own an SUV (Navigator) and we're in the process of purchasing a new home on a piece of land.

Hell...I'm happy.

I could have just said that, but hey...I don't know, you caught me off guard and I started rambling.

Hope that answers your question. You thinking about getting married? Or are you?