hood 2 hood host: say mayne, what city and state we in?
cheeto: this is oakland, california.
hood 2 hood host: fa sho, let these people know what they call you around here...
cheeto: shit they call me large chreeto, you can catch me all through the town with a ferrari riding with a bad bitch with no ass and a long back...
hood 2 hood host: fa sho homie. so tell me, mayne, is it important to carry a pistol around this mu'fucka?
cheeto: hell yeah! i'd definitely rather be caught with it than without it. can't be caught slippin' round here. i done got shot at twice already. that's why i keep the 40 cal under my belly.
hood 2 hood host: oh fa sho playa, what was the story behind that, mayne?
cheeto: i don't want people to be judging me around this bitch mayne, i'm fat...