Pissing In A Can
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haha a couple weeks ago me n my girl driving on a lil scheduled time trip n i just drank a red bull n them dayum things always make me have to piss hella bad so i gotta go n she was drinkin some water some im like empty that out i gotta go then i pull it out and have her hold the bottle up to my dick but she aint get it all the way over my piss hole so i start going n hit the top of the bottle n goes all over my shorts n down my leg shyt was hella disgusting at the time but that shyts funny now that i think about it
u a pussy if u gotta pee in a bottle. thats some cristina aquelarra shit.
just pull over and pee anywhere, who cares where it is? if its on some dude's leg, then make sure he's a dude that cant beat ur ass. if its on a hillbillys property, make sure u got some legs to run when he shoots at u. duhhhhhh....
just pull over and pee anywhere, who cares where it is? if its on some dude's leg, then make sure he's a dude that cant beat ur ass. if its on a hillbillys property, make sure u got some legs to run when he shoots at u. duhhhhhh....
I pised in a gatoraid bottle (in my car)in frisco at the tower records parking lot. The reason I didn't just piss on the wall was there was a handful of people just standing around the lot. So in pissed in the bottle. The whole time sum 40 yr old black dude was sittin in the car next to me glancing over every few seconds.
I've pissed right on a building in the middle of a sunday afternoon in SF . Sum dude walking by had to step over the stream that was on the sidewalk. Hahaha.
Oh and right before the movie was going to start at the capitol drive in in san jo we where blunted(wife and I) I didn't wanna go walk to the rest room so I just swung my leg out the door whipped my decision maker out through my b-ball shorts leg and pissed on gravel..to high to care who was around.. Smoked a few bowls and the movie sucked...
I've pissed right on a building in the middle of a sunday afternoon in SF . Sum dude walking by had to step over the stream that was on the sidewalk. Hahaha.
Oh and right before the movie was going to start at the capitol drive in in san jo we where blunted(wife and I) I didn't wanna go walk to the rest room so I just swung my leg out the door whipped my decision maker out through my b-ball shorts leg and pissed on gravel..to high to care who was around.. Smoked a few bowls and the movie sucked...
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i wasnt even talking to you. and i didnt know that pissing in a cup was such a serious issue to some people.
lol he got all emotional like "what tha fucks up blood? u wanna come to my hood and tell me i cant pee in a bottle we'll see what the fuck is up homie! yea ima pee in a cup as many times as i want what u gonna do about it bitch? im from westside peeinacup loco gang dont fuck with me bitch or ill throw a pee water baloon at your car!"
i wasnt even talking to you. and i didnt know that pissing in a cup was such a serious issue to some people.
lol he got all emotional like "what tha fucks up blood? u wanna come to my hood and tell me i cant pee in a bottle we'll see what the fuck is up homie! yea ima pee in a cup as many times as i want what u gonna do about it bitch? im from westside peeinacup loco gang dont fuck with me bitch or ill throw a pee water baloon at your car!"
I know this has nothing to do with this post but this shit brought me back!...... I remember when i was a youngsta some punk rock kid would tell us stories about how he would jack off and bust in this lil jar in his room(why i donno nigga was wierd no doubt). He collected the shit until his mom found it and thought it was some sort of drug, so she took it to our school and had to principle or who ever smell it N touch to see what is was, never saw the guy again
More then one place to piss. The toilet isnt the only place. Milk cartoons, beer cans, juice cartoons, bins and windows.. I've pissed in and out (window) of all of those. I got a few funny stories of my own experiences but i will tell you one of my friends:
My friend KingLue been pissin in beer cans for few weeks and his room is stacked up with piss cans. One day he was gettin smashed wid some friends and one of them asked if its ok to drink one of the beer cans. King Lue said ya and this guy drank piss, ash, spit and all dat nasty shit.
My friend KingLue been pissin in beer cans for few weeks and his room is stacked up with piss cans. One day he was gettin smashed wid some friends and one of them asked if its ok to drink one of the beer cans. King Lue said ya and this guy drank piss, ash, spit and all dat nasty shit.
Man... This is fucked up but it happend.. Feel fucked up for it but damn
I was at my homies house.. and someone was in the bathroom for hella.. So i pissed in a can..
Im hella high so Im like half alseep .. he comes into his room Picks up the can and drinks like 4 gulps befor he spits it out.
I started laughing.. he didnt think it was that funny.. He hit me once all soft and shit..
If i just drank someones piss.. I would do more then hit him once... I didnt do anything to him.
I should have tho.. He hit me becuase he drinking shit that aint his.
All his homies brings that shit up all the time.. Shit is fucked up..
but if he ever wants to go head up over it.. we can ,fuck that shit
I was at my homies house.. and someone was in the bathroom for hella.. So i pissed in a can..
Im hella high so Im like half alseep .. he comes into his room Picks up the can and drinks like 4 gulps befor he spits it out.
I started laughing.. he didnt think it was that funny.. He hit me once all soft and shit..
If i just drank someones piss.. I would do more then hit him once... I didnt do anything to him.
I should have tho.. He hit me becuase he drinking shit that aint his.
All his homies brings that shit up all the time.. Shit is fucked up..
but if he ever wants to go head up over it.. we can ,fuck that shit
