Pissin

[Dana Dane]

Help me out here. I am really curious about this. I heard my dad pissin the other night, and it didn't come out in a stream, but more like in spurts, pssssssssst pssssssst pssssst, like he was sending the toilet a Morse Code message or some shit. I am wondering if that is somethin that he was controlling, or if some men pee like that, or does it happen as you get older or what??

Discuss......

 

[G-Dubb]

Maybe it burns so he has to keep stopping

or he's passing stones

either way you shouldn't be watching your dad piss

 

[Cranky]

Sounds like your pops might have an enlarged prostate that is preventing him from a normal urine flow when he voids.......

 

[Dana Dane]

I said I HEARD him, not watchin him...

 

[Cheaptimes]

I put out a bonfire one night with a single piss session. it smelled horible.

 

[diggler]

i hate when my piss is split into 2 streams, one goes in the toilet, the other all over the seat, until they join together

 

[SLY]

kinda like when tom hanks was pissin on that movie A League of there own. morse code!!

 

[BROWN GUERRERO]

MY PISS COMES OUT IN SPURTS AFTER I FINISH FUCKING.

 

[SiccMadeLoc]

^haha....this thread is funny...but me..... all stream all the way BABY! haha

 

[G-Dubb]

I didn't vote, you left "sputter and spray like an empty Slurpee machine" off the list.

 

[mustynutz]

its all in the breathing....start stop start stop....breathe deep....lol

 

[BaSICCally]

maybe he was pissed at you so he decided to piss all over the seat.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

my shit only spurts when i have a boner. when i go long sessions with my girl or my hand, sometimes its time for a br break. i cant have sex when i have to piss, it kills it.

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

Sounds like your pops might have an enlarged prostate that is preventing him from a normal urine flow when he voids.......

That shit is fucking annoying when you are waiting at a public bathroom at a baseball game or something. Old fuckers be taking like 5 minutes to take a piss!

 

[shadow]

i hate pissing after sex. you never know how its gonna come out. lol...

shadow

 

[Bluntz2dadome]

^^^^^real talk, like homie said 2 streams n 2 directions 1 hittin the bowl 1 hittin the shower curtain....hahahaha

 

[Yoshie]

he was probably playing the ole porcelain jingle.. you know, you guide your stream from the bowl into the water then out again over and over.