[Law I, Purse first, Ass last]
THE LIFE
A pimp associate of mine, Little Bear, came from a distinguished line of pimps. His daddy was one of the biggest pimps in Milwaukee when I was growing up. Pimpin' was in Little bear, not on him. Years ago, Little Bear was running an after-hours joint. Many pimps had these little clubs back in the day as a way of catching hoes. A bunch of us were in his joint when one of the finest hoes i ever saw walked in. She had a body like an hourglass. She was so fine her mama shoulda had triplets. She was just a gorgeous ho. The scene was live, but when this ho walked in, the place stopped.
Sammy, a half-ass pimp who was sitting in the corner blurted out, "That bitch so fine, she don't need no choosing fee to fuck with my pimpin'!"
Out of nowhere Little Bear jumped up and said, "Bitch, break yourself!"
She walks up to Little Bear and asks, "Mr. Bear, what can you do with this money that I can't do with it myself? If you can answer that, I will break myself."
"Bitch I'm the pimp and you're the ho," he said. "So act like the quarterback and pass the motherfucking bankroll."
She smiled and gave him the trap money. Little Bear then turned to me. "That's a fine-ass bitch," he said. "As soon as she makes me twenty G's, I'm going to have some buck-naked fun with her." Then he posed the same question that had been asked to me. "Pimpin, what could
you do with that money?"
I stood up, because I was about to perform, and i wanted everyone to hear. "For the record," I started, "I mean to say, for the album- because the record is too short- if any of you suckers want to know what a pimp can do with that money that a bitch cant, go to the motherfucking hardware store, get you some duct tape, tape that money on the wall and piss on it. That's what a pimp can do that a bitch cant!"
The Ism (imma give yall the first one, and from now on out its only the laws. Cop the book if you need all this.
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"Purse first, ass last" is the motto of pimpin'. the very foundation of which pimpin' is built. What seperates a pimp form a trick is that a pimp completely flips the game. A trick pays a ho for the pussy, but the ho doesn't get to fuck a pimp until she
pays him. A ho has got to put it in a pimps pocket like a rocket before pimpin' can begin. It's not about a pimp breaking a ho, it's about a ho breaking herself.
In life what is expensive seems valuable, and what's available for free seems worthless. You've heard that no one buys the cow when the milk is free, but what they didn't tell you is that after a while, no one even wants that free milk. To be valued, the key is not to give, but to receive- the more the better. You don't want to 'earn' your price, you want to 'cost' it. This is the psychology behind the whole game, anything worth having, you must pay up front.
