Peep i killed tha cat but i realised sum real ass shit

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well i been around cats and they seemed like hella tight creatures and they have remarkable instincts and they dont shit/piss on tha floor and all that good shit and it'll kill any kinda insects or rodents it finds.

BUT AFTER ABOUT 2 WEEKS WIT THA DAM THANG THA BITCH HAD LIKE ONE MOE TIME WALK ACROSS MY KEYBOARD WHILE I' MAKIN A BEAT OR TYPIN B4 I STRANGLED EM OUT!
 
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so i was like driving underwater yesterday and some shit him my face that made me fly, i walked to the door and the nigga slapped me again, So i went back to the store and told em it wasnt cool cause I was Jewish, but the mouse ran away anyways and shit...I got some weed and was ready to soak it in water but the lighter wouldnt work, so i just ate the lighter....
 
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mustynutz said:
so i was like driving underwater yesterday and some shit him my face that made me fly, i walked to the door and the nigga slapped me again, So i went back to the store and told em it wasnt cool cause I was Jewish, but the mouse ran away anyways and shit...I got some weed and was ready to soak it in water but the lighter wouldnt work, so i just ate the lighter....
don't trip homie...same shit happened to me...
 

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MEXICANCOMMANDO said:
Mr. Unkut, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

:*(

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Apr 25, 2002
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One time this bitch was hella feelin me but also feelin the whole dam party. She kept hella talkin nasty n nibblin on my ear n shit. My xgirlfriend through the party and I wanted to get some attention, so I grabbed this other bitch by the hair and dragged here downstairs into my apartment. Then I took my pants off laid down and told her to boss me up. Then when I was ready to cum, I didnt tell her. Instead I just let off a fat load. I hadnt ejaculated in two weeks. She was hella pissed. Then the next week she did it again and I did the same thing.

Moral of the story: you cant make a hoe a housewife. Thats why I dumped my xgirlfriend.
 
May 4, 2002
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MaddDogg said:
One time this bitch was hella feelin me but also feelin the whole dam party. She kept hella talkin nasty n nibblin on my ear n shit. My xgirlfriend through the party and I wanted to get some attention, so I grabbed this other bitch by the hair and dragged here downstairs into my apartment. Then I took my pants off laid down and told her to boss me up. Then when I was ready to cum, I didnt tell her. Instead I just let off a fat load. I hadnt ejaculated in two weeks. She was hella pissed. Then the next week she did it again and I did the same thing.

Moral of the story: you cant make a hoe a housewife. Thats why I dumped my xgirlfriend.

see he got it...

You muthafuckas is sloooooooooooowwwwwwwww....

lol jk

but still how he tha only one peepall i sed tha thread aint about tha fuckin cat.
 
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mustynutz said:
RIF homie.....its a gang and you need to join IMMEDIATELY

www.rif.org
LMAO

seriously...

does he talk like this normaly ? or is he doin this intentionally ..cuz this foo

makes no sense..

...AT ALL

....I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HES TALKIN ABOUT :angry:
 
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"ok,

and no i gave the cat to my girl it live at her crib, but peep.

You dont have no cat as a pet.

nah

you live with the cat."
HE DID NOT GIVE THE CAT TO HIS GIRL. HE LIVES WITH THE CAT BUT IT'S NOT HIS PET. IT'S HIS GIRFRIENDS.

see

fuck dat...
SELF EXPLANATORY. FUCK THAT.

How cum nobody told me?.?.? it seemt like a good idea and "she" was tryinna support that shit but nuh uh that is tha most annoying creature i've ever had in my household in my life.
HE DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THE CAT BEFORE HE MOVED IN. SHE TOLD HIM TO GIVE THE CAT A CHANCE. HES LIKE...FUCK THAT SHIT. SHE PLEADS TO GIVE THE CAT A CHANCE...AFTER ABOUT A WEEK... HE CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE.

but yea
to the point of this thread i been peepin hella game in tha past year of my life
and its like one thing i noticed today is on sum philisophical real life type shit is: RARELY PUT YOSELF IN A MAKE OR BREAK SITUATION!
HE'S BEEN GETTING ALOT OF PUSSY THROWN AT HIM THIS YEAR. HES TURNED DOWN SOO MUCH PUSSY THIS YEAR BECAUSE HES IN LOVE WITH THIS BITCH. HOWEVER SHE HAS A CAT. HE DOES NOT LIKE CATS. SHE DOES. PICK ME OR THE CAT SITUATION....


dont gamble on yo odds gettin beat all tha time.

so here's the deal cutty's post up a basic statement of game you peeped in yo life that you can simply state tha principle on that a muthafucka could possibly live by...
:ermm:

i'm makin a new thread for this shit and deletin this one unless shit get crackin on sum ol' bullshit.
HE'S MAKING NEW THREAD....
:ermm: