OT: No More Vag in MO Strip Clubs

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smittytillidie

smittytillidie

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I read about this in the KC Star today.This is some bullshiza! Won't see pussy any more in strip clubs here in Missouri. What's next?

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/08/27/2180268/judge-denies-restraining-order.html

The new law:

•Forces sexually-oriented businesses to be closed between midnight and 6 a.m. seven days a week.

•Prohibits full nudity in those businesses.

•Prohibits touching of customers by semi-nude employees, and requires semi-nude dancers to use a stage. (Semi-nudity is defined as female breasts exposed below the nipple or uncovered male or female buttocks.)

•Forbids alcohol at sexually oriented businesses.

 
BigRawb

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smittytillidie said:
•Forces sexually-oriented businesses to be closed between midnight and 6 a.m. seven days a week.

•Prohibits full nudity in those businesses.

•Prohibits touching of customers by semi-nude employees, and requires semi-nude dancers to use a stage. (Semi-nudity is defined as female breasts exposed below the nipple or uncovered male or female buttocks.)

•Forbids alcohol at sexually oriented businesses.

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no alcohol, no touching, over at midnight? whats the point then? might as well just watch the naked news.
 
smittycal

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Thats a damn shame....now all the skeezers and hoes will have to come to Kansas to do what they gotta do lol...

Thank you MO!!

On a real note..I dont get what they think there trying do. I hope they dont think that this will lead to some sort of "moral" revolution in KCMO or that it will slow down adult entertainment.

If anything..this will just lead to a rise in Escort services and "private parties". Just like in prohibition all of this shit will just go underground, and the worst part is that well see business owners close there doors causing more unemployment.

Good job guys!
 
Palmer

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smittytillidie said:
•Forces sexually-oriented businesses to be closed between midnight and 6 a.m. seven days a week.

•Prohibits full nudity in those businesses.

•Prohibits touching of customers by semi-nude employees, and requires semi-nude dancers to use a stage. (Semi-nudity is defined as female breasts exposed below the nipple or uncovered male or female buttocks.)

•Forbids alcohol at sexually oriented businesses.
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  • I don't think I've ever been to a strip club before midnight. Pre-midnight is drinkin time.

  • If I don't see some pussy, some cunt and some butt hole at a strip club then I aint going. I won't leave with no mental images to fap to later on.
  • I don't like when strippers touch me. I don't like the whole idea of I can touch you but you can't touch me. So not a bad law in my book.
  • People actually buy alcohol at strip clubs? Shits, stupid expensive in them places. Strip clubs are for after you've done your drinking. Again, going back to that never before midnight thing.

Roz said:
...and strippers love dope...


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BigRawb said:
FUCK MAN! I WAS EATING AND YOU SHOW ME THAT FUCKIN CRUSTY ASS FINGER!
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I haven't done gleeze in about 4 years and I don't intend on ever doing it again, but just looking at that picture made me all anxious and my insides start rumbling like I gotta take a shit. Just like it always did before I was about to puff on the pipe. Damn I miss those clouds. I didn't even notice dudes fingers. Fuckin meth, the only drug I still get like this over.
 
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