Office Pranks

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Jun 13, 2002
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What have you done or suggest for an office prank? The shop manager got 2 strikes. We're good friends so I'm not going to do some asshole shit, but I wanna hear what yall got!
 
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if you guys deal directly with customers change your voice and make a customer complaint, "you touched my daughters ass! And she's twelve!" describe him in full on the telephone, tell him the police are involved. Say his first and last name. If he posted his resume up anywhere act like a potential new employer wanting to hire him. Say the position pays 65-70k per year and the interview is a formality. You have to be creative.
 
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if you guys deal directly with customers change your voice and make a customer complaint, "you touched my daughters ass! And she's twelve!" describe him in full on the telephone, tell him the police are involved. Say his first and last name. If he posted his resume up anywhere act like a potential new employer wanting to hire him. Say the position pays 65-70k per year and the interview is a formality. You have to be creative.
Def won't work.

open a small milk carton and put hide it in his work area. wait two weeks.

this only works if you don't share the same workspace. Also takes patience, but worth the wait.
Yeah, won't work. We only have 3 offices, 1 for the GM, 1 I share, and he shares 1 with 2 others and they're all in a little building.
 

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how computer savvy is he? get on his computer and take a screenshot, making sure the mouse is not visible, then put the screen shot to full screen and watch him struggle to open shit on there.
 
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how computer savvy is he? get on his computer and take a screenshot, making sure the mouse is not visible, then put the screen shot to full screen and watch him struggle to open shit on there.
I already fucked with him like that cause he's foreign and not too computer savvy.

He was copying pictures to a folder from an SD card and as soon as they went in the folder I was deleting them through a networked computer and he thought he was fucking shit up lol.
 
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The second one worked for me, I neve confessed to doing it. We set the interview up and everything. He acted a ass at work when he thought he had the job. Then he took a sick day to go to his fake interview. When he came back he had a whole new attitude. But I didn't like him. Your job is way different. Change his microsoft word settings so every time he types "the" it changes it to "fuck"
 
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The second one worked for me, I neve confessed to doing it. We set the interview up and everything. He acted a ass at work when he thought he had the job. Then he took a sick day to go to his fake interview. When he came back he had a whole new attitude. But I didn't like him. Your job is way different. Change his microsoft word settings so every time he types "the" it changes it to "fuck"
Foo can barely type as it is lol.

You guys suck and come up with the same ol' office jokes everyone's heard of and I could've found on teh Google.

BOOOOOOOOO
 

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can he type without looking at the keyboard? actually, either way if you get a keyboard and take the keys off and rearrange them that would be funny.


I don't know what you do so it's hard to figure out what to do.....





does he scare easily? if so cop these:






they're hella fun, they scream anytime you hit it or it hits something.....so like if you toss it and it lands on his desk it'll hella scream



we do alot of batch processing on the computer so we'll be sitting there and all of the sudden a screaming monkey will land on your keyboard!


handhelditems.com has a bunch of different animals, but the monkey is the best. I bought them all.....the monkey is the best tho, but the chicken is coo too.