Never go to mexico on the 4th of july

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The lesson of the day is: Don't go to a foreign country unless you speak at least a good amount of their language.

There on business? Next to none is fine.

Carrying knives, drinking, partying, etc.? You better be Conversational.

Buying steroids, speeding, fighting, all that good stuff? Your ass should be speaking Spanish better than the natives do.
 
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I have a few other horror stories, about Mexico, but this one night me and my friend came out of Squid Roe, im pretty tipsy, but not wasted. So were looking for a cab and cant find one. So this tweaker comes up to us asking us if we want a cab, so im like yeah cool. So then he takes us on this long as detour. I look over and there are cops that start talking on their walkie talkies. Before this I asked the tweaker for some, weed, so I have the weed in my pocket. Im thinking to myself ahh fuck were being set up. So the tweeker and my friend get in the cab, im like yo I dont want the weed. Then the tweaker wants a tip for getting him the cab, we start yelling at each other cause I KNOW he is setting me up. I give him a dollar, he gets out, then the cab driver takes us back to our hotel, turning off his lights, flashing every car that passes, pulling over and waiting. Then he starts asking us how drunk we are. So im like fuck this, I tell my friend to give me her money and I put our money in our sock. Luckily we didnt get fucked with and luckily I wasnt blacked out drunk.
 
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so basically....u were over parinoid (sp?) and you gave your bammer that u had just bought back to the tweeker dude...tipped him...then went home to the hotel...sounds like quite a night...too bad u didnt keep da weed...but its all good at least it wasnt a set up
 
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luv2squab said:
so basically....u were over parinoid (sp?) and you gave your bammer that u had just bought back to the tweeker dude...tipped him...then went home to the hotel...sounds like quite a night...too bad u didnt keep da weed...but its all good at least it wasnt a set up
no, I wasnt over paranoid. Plus I never bought the weed, he gave it to me to look at before I bought, I wasnt going to buy it anyway, shit was nothing but dirt weed.

I dont know if you saw cops staring at you and a tweeker talking on their walkie talkies, then get into a cab, who keeps pulling over and flashing their high beams and pulling over the cab and turning it off the cab. Maybe I was a little paranoid, but after being in Mexico and seeing all the sketchy shit the police and the vendors try to pull, you would understand.
 
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oh i guess i didnt fully understand the situation....i thought u bought some weed then u were going to go back to the hotel with your friend...then you saw two cops talk on their walky talky thing and decided to give the weed back and bounced...
 
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DopeBoyFresh said:
Lol damn this thread got me second guessin if I should go I was plannin to in a coupla weeks,I got a ? Tho,what's the best way for me to go about coppin pills and shit down there? Also do the farmacies pretty much carry all perscription shit? Im mainly tryna get xanax and syrup also how much bread will I need to spend on this shit
YO DOG CLEAR UR PMS I GOT SUM GOOD ADVICE ABOUT COPPIN PILLS DOWN THERE.
 
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DopeBoyFresh said:
Lol damn this thread got me second guessin if I should go I was plannin to in a coupla weeks,I got a ? Tho,what's the best way for me to go about coppin pills and shit down there? Also do the farmacies pretty much carry all perscription shit? Im mainly tryna get xanax and syrup also how much bread will I need to spend on this shit
alright heres what you do! just walk in to any pharmacy and ask for the pills you want and they gve em to you lol.... the only thing ya wanna do is negotiate price
 
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HOGGLIFE said:
alright heres what you do! just walk in to any pharmacy and ask for the pills you want and they gve em to you lol.... the only thing ya wanna do is negotiate price
any pharmacy??? ask for the pills u want? they dont sell pills that get u high at the pharmacies there anymore, and if they do its underground and way out sumwhere downtown TJ. i went to like 20 pharmacies by the border and they didnt have no oxy's no vicodin no xnanax the only thing good they had was like viagras for 5 bucks 100mg.
 

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DopeBoyFresh said:
Lol damn this thread got me second guessin if I should go I was plannin to in a coupla weeks,I got a ? Tho,what's the best way for me to go about coppin pills and shit down there? Also do the farmacies pretty much carry all perscription shit? Im mainly tryna get xanax and syrup also how much bread will I need to spend on this shit
you aint gettin no syrup in tj, im lettin you know that right now

just forget about it, aint happening

and why dont you just go to tenderloin in SF and cop xanax and save yourself 700 miles? thats my opinion on what youve said
 

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Big-Robo said:
any pharmacy??? ask for the pills u want? they dont sell pills that get u high at the pharmacies there anymore, and if they do its underground and way out sumwhere downtown TJ. i went to like 20 pharmacies by the border and they didnt have no oxy's no vicodin no xnanax the only thing good they had was like viagras for 5 bucks 100mg.
^ cuz u dont know what you doin, and the farmacia knows that

you have to realize that selling pills in tj without a valid prescription (which will cost you 60-80 dollars and you still in most cases cant declare it, unless you have your medical papers on you) is illegal, its illegal like selling alcohol to minors is. you get caught and they find out where you copped from, one of two things happen.

1) the farmacia gets shut down
2) they get taxed

so ask yourself how discreet youre bieng in your asking.

any time im in TJ im in and out in less than 45 minutes, including the beer i sat down to drink

youll get used to it

lol @ viagra. next time just ask me to go to mexico with you bruh
 

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Sicc Dawg said:
yo gas...what is considered la "Zona"?
la zona is called "zona norte" which i guess translates to "north zone"...its northwest of reveloucion ave

la zona is basically where all the sex clubs/bars/illegal drugs are, and the street prostitutes are. i guess it could be considered "the red light district".

for people who dont know these are bars that are filled with prostitutes, you sit down have a drink talk to the girl and theres a hotel upstairs..im not into prostitutes/paying for sex, but from what i know, its pretty famous.

im just not that hard-up for sex. the drug scene is the only thing im interested in there.
 
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oh okay I know exactly what your talking about G...I go out there frequently and don't get harrassed. I stash most of my money in my sock and keep around $40-$50 in my wallet. Keep it G out there, don't act all loud and obnoxious. Avoid the pigs, don't even make eye contact with those mutherfuckers....avoid taxi's, I've heard story's where taxi drivers take you to a dead-end somewhere and pull a strap on you and rob the shit outta you....always roll at least 5-deep. You always gotta have somebody with you that knows TJ really good....my brother knows that shit really good so I usually don't roll without him.