Yeah, and you thought I made that title up - boy are you in for a fucking surprise.
"The only thing I have in common with Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson is a good tan"
From here you will want to listen to Vernon's latest radio ads. Please click the links and prepare to be fucking astounded:
http://vernonrobinson.com/Illegal Alien MP3.wma
http://vernonrobinson.com/Jeopardy Spot1.mp3
http://vernonrobinson.com/Vernon Robinson 04-20-04 .mp3
Yes, he really just fucking said that.
So now that you're interested, you might be thinking "I like the way this man talks, let me find out what else he stands for before I pull the lever for him."
Here is the intro to Vernon's issues section:
Ok man, that's a little overdone but whatever, nothing too atypical there for a Southern Republican. Let's see what else uncle t Vernon believes in:
Haha, ok slow down my main man! That's a little harsh but fuck, Hollywood is ridiculously liberal and he did just rattle off a bunch of charges I didn't post about specific people so ok. I'm laughing.
Davy Crockett eh? Alright well I'm not this pro-gun, but whatever it's not a major issue. Let's move on to foreign policy, something I care about.
Hmm, I think I'm beginning to have a few issues here Vernon. I mean didn't the Mujahadeen end up being umm.... and wasn't Gadhaffi involved after our bombing in the um... well let's just keep going and see if we agree more.
Oh shit but Vernon SDI never worked and niether does NMD, perhaps you were absent the day they talked about that. Anyway, this is hardly a huge stumbling block. So far we just completely disagree on everything but you haven't gone insane yet.
Oh shit you just went nuts.
Oh no you dih-ant.
"The only thing I have in common with Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson is a good tan"
From here you will want to listen to Vernon's latest radio ads. Please click the links and prepare to be fucking astounded:
http://vernonrobinson.com/Illegal Alien MP3.wma
http://vernonrobinson.com/Jeopardy Spot1.mp3
http://vernonrobinson.com/Vernon Robinson 04-20-04 .mp3
Yes, he really just fucking said that.
So now that you're interested, you might be thinking "I like the way this man talks, let me find out what else he stands for before I pull the lever for him."
Here is the intro to Vernon's issues section:
I am pro-Constitution, pro-national sovereignty, pro-military, pro-veteran, pro-growth, pro-business, pro-property rights, pro-marriage, pro-adoption, pro-farmer, pro-school choice, pro-states' rights, pro-religious freedom, pro-Pledge of Allegiance, pro-death penalty, pro-gun, and pro-life.
I will secure our borders and demand the vigorous enforcement of our immigration laws. I support market-based reforms of government entitlement programs such as Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid.
I am unabashedly and unalterably opposed to racial quotas, special rights for homosexuals, the United Nations, the proliferation of frivolous lawsuits, women in combat, pork barrel spending, useless government programs and agencies, onerous regulations, and all tax hikes.
I will secure our borders and demand the vigorous enforcement of our immigration laws. I support market-based reforms of government entitlement programs such as Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid.
I am unabashedly and unalterably opposed to racial quotas, special rights for homosexuals, the United Nations, the proliferation of frivolous lawsuits, women in combat, pork barrel spending, useless government programs and agencies, onerous regulations, and all tax hikes.
Let me see if I have this straight. The loony Left believes that there's sufficient evidence of global warming to justify the complete overhaul of the international industrial economy, but they don't believe there was sufficient evidence that Saddam Hussein posed a threat to justify our liberation of Iraq.
Are these people on drugs? (Oops. I should know better than to ask that question about these people.)
I for one am sick of these Hollywood elitists. I think the Motion Picture Association of America should add a new movie rating to go along with the G, PG, PG-13, and R. A new rating of T for "Treason" would mean that all of the actors in this movie have given aid and comfort to the enemy in wartime and have interfered with the military operations of the United States.
Are these people on drugs? (Oops. I should know better than to ask that question about these people.)
I for one am sick of these Hollywood elitists. I think the Motion Picture Association of America should add a new movie rating to go along with the G, PG, PG-13, and R. A new rating of T for "Treason" would mean that all of the actors in this movie have given aid and comfort to the enemy in wartime and have interfered with the military operations of the United States.
With the trial lawyers suing gun manufacturers for everything under the sun, and with naïve local government do-gooders trying to register (or ban) everything from B.B. guns to paint ball markers, the 2nd amendment could sure use a new friend in Congress. A member of the NRA, GOA, and GRNC myself, I will be the best buddy the 2nd Amendment has had in Congress since Congressman Davie Crockett of Tennessee in the 1800’s!
How did we get this way? We got this way because Ronald Reagan spoke very firmly about the need to rebuild our military and fight communism wherever it reared its ugly head. He called the Soviet Union the "Evil Empire," and he challenged Mr. Gorbachev to tear down the Berlin Wall. When Americans were taken hostage in Grenada, he didn't pussyfoot around.
Reagan supported the Freedom Fighters in Nicaragua, which is now a democracy. He armed the Mujahadeen in Afghanistan, and after ten years of dying the Russians finally gave up and went home.
Twenty years before the terrorists flew planes into the World Trade Center and Pentagon, Reagan saw what would happen if we let countries like Libya continue to sponsor terrorists. He bombed Libya to nip that particular problem in the bud. Let me point out that we haven't heard so much as a peep out of Colonel Muammar Quadaffi since then.
Reagan supported the Freedom Fighters in Nicaragua, which is now a democracy. He armed the Mujahadeen in Afghanistan, and after ten years of dying the Russians finally gave up and went home.
Twenty years before the terrorists flew planes into the World Trade Center and Pentagon, Reagan saw what would happen if we let countries like Libya continue to sponsor terrorists. He bombed Libya to nip that particular problem in the bud. Let me point out that we haven't heard so much as a peep out of Colonel Muammar Quadaffi since then.
The greatest disappointment I have with the state of America's military preparedness today is two-fold. One, we have failed to implement a national missile defense system to protect against either an intentional or an accidental launch of a ballistic missile. Two, the Clinton Administration gutted our intelligence gathering capabilities.
Because the Democrats refused to implement Reagan's Strategic Defense Initiative when he proposed it twenty years ago, countries like North Korea and well-financed terrorists have the capacity to threaten our security. Because the Democrats defunded the intelligence community in the wake of the Cold War, the September 11, 2001 terrorist attack was not detected and averted.
Just like they now do with President Bush, the liberals made fun of Reagan. They said he was "dumb" and they called him a "cowboy" (sound familiar?) and they said he was going to start World War III.
The liberal media and the Democrats urged a policy of appeasement, and said all of this Evil Empire talk was going to do nothing but stir up trouble. Indeed, many mushy moderate Republicans criticized him as well, saying that all of his war mongering was going to hurt the Party.
Well, history has judged their comments, and I can say only this: ten years after Reagan challenged the Evil Empire, it was gone, and Republicans now have a majority in both the House and the Senate.
Because the Democrats refused to implement Reagan's Strategic Defense Initiative when he proposed it twenty years ago, countries like North Korea and well-financed terrorists have the capacity to threaten our security. Because the Democrats defunded the intelligence community in the wake of the Cold War, the September 11, 2001 terrorist attack was not detected and averted.
Just like they now do with President Bush, the liberals made fun of Reagan. They said he was "dumb" and they called him a "cowboy" (sound familiar?) and they said he was going to start World War III.
The liberal media and the Democrats urged a policy of appeasement, and said all of this Evil Empire talk was going to do nothing but stir up trouble. Indeed, many mushy moderate Republicans criticized him as well, saying that all of his war mongering was going to hurt the Party.
Well, history has judged their comments, and I can say only this: ten years after Reagan challenged the Evil Empire, it was gone, and Republicans now have a majority in both the House and the Senate.
As a Congressman, I will seize every opportunity to stand down the feminists and repel their assault on the military. Unlike the feminists, I share Theodore Roosevelt's view of motherhood.
It's not enough for the Left that Clinton lifted both the military's ban on homosexuals and its ban on women serving in positions that would place them in harm's way in a combat theater. It's not enough for the feminists that the Virginia Military Institute and the Citadel were both forced to admit women into their cadet ranks.
Now the extent and magnitude of their radical agenda is becoming painfully clear. In March of this year, the United States Air Force succumbed to the pressure from Hillary Clinton and other feminists and actually removed ten two-foot tall letters that composed the phrase, "Bring Me Men . . ." from its battle ramp.
I, and every other Air Force Academy cadet since 1964, walked up that battle ramp and under those majestic words on my first day and countless times thereafter. The phrase comes from a glorious poem written in 1894.
For the sake of making it easier to debate the merits of the feminist position, let's just ignore the cardinal rule of the King's English that defines masculine pronouns as being either male or gender neutral and pretend that "men" is never gender neutral. (Thanks to the dumbing down of public schools, our language has been perverted and rewritten by "politically correct" dictionary writers.)
More importantly, the feminists' theory is this: all male cadets are chauvinists and misogynists who are susceptible to becoming rapists if they gaze upon words that are not gender neutral. As God is my witness, I am not making this up. If I am, may a two-foot aluminum letter "M" (as in "Men") fall from the sky and strike me dead.
It's not enough for the Left that Clinton lifted both the military's ban on homosexuals and its ban on women serving in positions that would place them in harm's way in a combat theater. It's not enough for the feminists that the Virginia Military Institute and the Citadel were both forced to admit women into their cadet ranks.
Now the extent and magnitude of their radical agenda is becoming painfully clear. In March of this year, the United States Air Force succumbed to the pressure from Hillary Clinton and other feminists and actually removed ten two-foot tall letters that composed the phrase, "Bring Me Men . . ." from its battle ramp.
I, and every other Air Force Academy cadet since 1964, walked up that battle ramp and under those majestic words on my first day and countless times thereafter. The phrase comes from a glorious poem written in 1894.
For the sake of making it easier to debate the merits of the feminist position, let's just ignore the cardinal rule of the King's English that defines masculine pronouns as being either male or gender neutral and pretend that "men" is never gender neutral. (Thanks to the dumbing down of public schools, our language has been perverted and rewritten by "politically correct" dictionary writers.)
More importantly, the feminists' theory is this: all male cadets are chauvinists and misogynists who are susceptible to becoming rapists if they gaze upon words that are not gender neutral. As God is my witness, I am not making this up. If I am, may a two-foot aluminum letter "M" (as in "Men") fall from the sky and strike me dead.
Too many Republicans are afraid to call a spade a spade out of fear they will be called a racist (no pun intended).