McDonalds Wants You To Fuck Its Sandwiches

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McDonalds Wants You To F*ck Its Sandwiches

This stuff never gets old. Nothing is better than when a giant company makes an attempt to be cool with their marketing, only to do something that is completely moronic causing the very audience it is chasing to mock them. One of my favorite examples of this is a Wal-Mart commercial I saw some weeks back that contained a fake family made up of some wildly talented African American actors who were working hard to show us that not only do black people shop at Wal-Mart, but it is very cool to do so. In an attempt to gain some street cred, the Bentonville company has one of the actors use the line "Wal-Mart has everything I need. No diggity." I am not making this up. (incidentally, if anyone has this clip...PLEASE send it to me).

Clearly this is not an isolated incident as evidenced today when I headed over to Page2 on ESPN.com. I instantly was hit with a great McDonalds ad that can be seen below. Although I firmly believe that McDonalds is not advocating hot man on sandwich action, it is quite obvious that they did not do their homework on urban slang. If they had, it is likely that they would have realized "I'd Hit It" is not exactly the catch phrase to use when selling fast food.
 
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RONALD McDONALD WANTS TO HIT IT!!!!




Ronald McDonald Sex Scandal

Los Angeles (Advertising Age) Embarrassed McDonald's officials had no comment after publication of a photo showing company spokesclown Ronald McDonald receiving oral sex from a homeless woman allegedly in exchange for a Big Mac, fries, and a Coke.

This was not the first time accusations had been made against him. Sources say many female staffers had come forward in the past complaining about his "insistent grabbing and groping."

One victim claimed McDonald cornered her and; "...stuck that big red tongue down my throat and almost made me puke. He was always acting like he was jerking off the shake machine before he'd pour a milkshake and stuff like that."

His attorney Johnnie "Rush To Judgment" Cochran maintains McDonald's innocence and says he looks forward to vindicating him in a court of law. "This woman seduced my client like some kind of Jezebel. He was standing there, minding his own business when she coerced him into this blow job. She MADE him take a seat on the bench! If the clown does not sit, you must acquit!"
 
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this is some funny shit

what's fucked up is this thing had to have gone through a lot of hands before they made it into an ad.

i can just picture some old ad exec walking past the interns cubicles and hearing "i'd hit it" and going "Briliant!!! Double Cheese Burger I'd Hit It! It's briliant!"
 
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