MAY 21, 2011: JUDGEMENT DAY

[Mac Jesus]

Okay, I'm going to go with that Mac Jesus' Yahoo Canada link was valid, still think it isn't I mean, Yahoo Canada? lol, but anyways if the world was really ending and you believed it, why would you donate money to the dude? What the fuck is he going to do with it? Pay god off so you and your family get to go to heaven? Jesus Christ people are stupid faggots I swear.

They sourced CNN money in that link, is that valid? http://money.cnn.com/2011/05/19/new...f-the-world-finances-harold-camping/index.htm

 

[Defy]

Can someone explain to me why the raptors are coming? They didn't even make the playoffs!

Fucking Canadians!

 

[Nuttkase]

They sourced CNN money in that link, is that valid? http://money.cnn.com/2011/05/19/new...f-the-world-finances-harold-camping/index.htm

Yes, thank you. I didn't notice the source because the second I saw Yahoo Canada I quit reading.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Sorry breh, next time I'll be sure to use only American Sources. Canadian sources reporting the same thing as the American sources is iffy in of itself I know.

 

[corinthian]

 

[Nuttkase]

I'm glad the kids survived, the mother, not so much... except maybe for the kids sake.

 

[fillyacup]

i would.

edit: nevermind. what a piece of shit bitch

 

[R]

lol @ the world not ending

 

[kopiko]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8578576.stm

Harold Camping just got a boner

 

[DFresh77]

3 hours from now and we'll see the end.........100 tacos to the dome ...

 

[Nuttkase]

Macho Man died so we can live.

 

[KrazeeRDM]

lol well if at 3 i hear about millions of people droppin dead than im lockin down the house

you wrote this at exactly 3pm eastern time. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!!!!!

 

[fillyacup]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8578576.stm

Harold Camping just got a boner

lol

 

[carl winslow]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8578576.stm

Harold Camping just got a boner

south icelanders are heathens thats why

 

[Nuttkase]

Well brehs, I transcended a little after 6:00pm eastern standard time. It's pretty cool up here in the clouds with Jesus. We got wi-fi and shit. Jesus is pretty funny dude when I got up here at first he was like "oh hey breh, taco free zone" because I was eating a taco and somehow my soul lifted the taco up with me. I was like, nooooo.. and he was like "haha just kidding, have some soda to wash that down with" and handed me a Sprite. I hope you are all well down there. I can't believe I'm one of the lucky ones. Oh shit Jesus is doing some crazy ass magic tricks, I got to run. I hope the 5 months of hell on Earth isn't too bad down there for you guys.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Nuttkase is lying, this shit starts pacific team.

 

[Mcthuggin99]

Well brehs, I transcended a little after 6:00pm eastern standard time. It's pretty cool up here in the clouds with Jesus. We got wi-fi and shit. Jesus is pretty funny dude when I got up here at first he was like "oh hey breh, taco free zone" because I was eating a taco and somehow my soul lifted the taco up with me. I was like, nooooo.. and he was like "haha just kidding, have some soda to wash that down with" and handed me a Sprite. I hope you are all well down there. I can't believe I'm one of the lucky ones. Oh shit Jesus is doing some crazy ass magic tricks, I got to run. I hope the 5 months of hell on Earth isn't too bad down there for you guys.

what about the horchata?

I got 40 Minutes left

 

[fillyacup]

nuttkase is not lying, he sent me a reenactment of jesus doing the magic tricks

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Well brehs, I transcended a little after 6:00pm eastern standard time. It's pretty cool up here in the clouds with Jesus. We got wi-fi and shit. Jesus is pretty funny dude when I got up here at first he was like "oh hey breh, taco free zone" because I was eating a taco and somehow my soul lifted the taco up with me. I was like, nooooo.. and he was like "haha just kidding, have some soda to wash that down with" and handed me a Sprite. I hope you are all well down there. I can't believe I'm one of the lucky ones. Oh shit Jesus is doing some crazy ass magic tricks, I got to run. I hope the 5 months of hell on Earth isn't too bad down there for you guys.

Sprite? Fuck that, Im goin to hell where they got vanilla coke.

 

[Nuttkase]

Nuttkase is lying, this shit starts pacific team.

LOL dude, you guys, Jesus is fucking HILARIOUS! Oh man, I can't even explain some of the stuff he just did during his magic show but man, funny shit. Anyways, it goes by the time where you were born at. I live, well shit, lived I guess now, in Seattle so the west coast but I was born in the Bronx, NYC.

I'm going to ask him to turn this rain cloud over here into a cognac cloud. That would be amazing. I'll report back in a little while. If anyone else transcends I'm the chubby guy in the Black Flag t-shirt, say what's up.