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emma

emma

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kim kardashian is hella beautiful, but she needs to stop having plastic surgery before she completely ruins her face.

i think people forget how different she used to look... imo she looked better before.
























 
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NAMO

NAMO

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damn, I'm now convinced emma found bin laden and gaddafi

this is how it went down..


Obama: 10 years and still no bin laden, damn you white people can't do anything right.

Random white house nerdy white guy:Sir, we may have a soloution..


......


.....

OBama: Speak bitch!

Random white house nerdy white guy: Uhh we scoured the depths of internet hell and found a super sleuth on a website filled with taco lovers, gang bangers and sexual predators..

Obama: Damn.. This nigga must be good!


Random white house nerdy white guy: Err.. No sir, it's not a black male.

Obama: ...

Random white house nerdy white guy: It's a jewish female who inspires fear in the hearts of men, Sir.

Obama:
 
MizeryMade

MizeryMade

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Sydal said:
Kris Humphries has released the following statement: "I'm committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents. I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce … I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it work."

per Wild949 website.
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Wait. She didn't tell him she was filing for divorce and he had to find out elsewhere? SHITTY! Dude's a simp though. Who in their right mind would think that a marriage to Kim K would last? She's Kim K for cryin' out loud! That bitch had bread before she said "I Do". Nothing about her screams "WIFEY MATERIAL". She's sexy as hell and the pussu is prob outta this world, but thats where it ends. Anyone tryin' to have a committed relationship (have a family & grow old) with a bitch like that is a simp and deserves what they got comin'.

Let's not forget Reggie Bush hit the pussu. Ray J ran through her before that (and made a sex tape as an added bonus). She's damaged goods.

Ol' boy must be one of those hopeless romantic types. Well, now he's just hopeless. SUCKA FOR LOVE ASS MUTHAFUCK! I sure hope he got all the pussu he could stand in those 72 days. CHUMP!

Well, at least now he can continue his search for the future Mrs. Humphries. Lord knows he'll have plenty of time. Who knows when this NBA lockout will end? LMFAO
 
MizeryMade

MizeryMade

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savage said:
I'd smash
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Shiet! Who wouldn't? You'd have to be a fag not to want to smash Kim K!

This situation kinda reminds me of Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson in a way.

On one hand, he was bangin' a pornstar. On the other hand, he was bangin' a pornstar. Do you realize how many dicks have been in her pussu or how many dudes have jizzed on her? She isn't exactly a "trophy wife". Hell, she really doesn't even qualify as "arm candy", considering her profession. Not exactly the bitch you'd wanna introduce to your parents.

Don't they (Tito & Jenna) have kids together? If so, bless their little hearts. Sure, it might be cool to brag to your friends that your mom is a pornstar when you're younger. When you get older, that shit might come back to haunt you.
 
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