MAN I ALMOST GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!!!!!

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May 6, 2002
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AT A PARTY IN ROSWELL NEW MEXICO.LAZER FIGHT BROKE OUT AND WE WENT OUT FRONT SOME FUCKIN ET'S PLAZMA RIFLED THE HOUSE UP.WHILE IM RUNNIN IN THE HOUSE THE STUCKO ON THE HOUSE EXPLODED IN FRONT OF ME.AFTER THE MEN IN BLACK CAME I WENT BACK OUT FRONT AND THERE WAS 3 SHOTS 2 RIGHT ABOVE MY HEAD AND THE OTHER ONE THAT I WATCHED HIT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AT WAIST LEVEL.IF I WOULDA BEEN 2 SECONDS FASTER I WOULDA BEEN ABDUCTED.

FUCK
ALWAYS BLAMIN THE E.T'S... LOL AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T GET BEAMED UP
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
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this second page..ruined the first page.
Blame the gay Aussie talking about C-Lim and alien anal rape like the two go hand in hand like siamese twins.

Aussie + C-Lim + Alien abductions = anal rape?

Like seriously, what's going wrong in your head when you come up with some shit like that?

Plus no one even mentioned C-Lim in this thread until that. This dude read about aliens and came to the conclusion that Lim was a ET out for anal rap.

The fuck?
 
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Blame the gay Aussie talking about C-Lim and alien anal rape like the two go hand in hand like siamese twins.

Aussie + C-Lim + Alien abductions = anal rape?

Like seriously, what's going wrong in your head when you come up with some shit like that?

Plus no one even mentioned C-Lim in this thread until that. This dude read about aliens and came to the conclusion that Lim was a ET out for anal rap.

The fuck?
As I said before you hijacked the c-lim gay thread so it's only fair, you can't have your cake and eat it too.