Man humps steel bench, gets weiner stuck

[up2nogood]

lol them holes in the bench is small as fuck...then i scroll down and find out it's some japanese dude lol...

it's a alot of weirdos out there...i posted a thread bout some fools who are in love with cars....these fools are attracted to cars and wanna marry 'em and shit lol....

here's the link lol...

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...With-Cars.html

 

[X_KaLiBa]

i bet his shit was hella numb after that hole ordeal

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

LMFAO!! look how small those holes are lol

 

[Dz Nutts Radio]

^^^ DITTO

 

[DFresh77]

lollllllll@the pics...HILARIOUS....

 

[AztecaCV]

LOL, they snap a pic of the fool getting out of the hospital, all embarrassed, Hahaha.

 

[REdRUM]

Holy shit.

 

[REdRUM]

I seen this bench by my house, thinking about raping it after work.....

HELLA HOT

Damn...that bitch looks busted.

 

[JAPE]

I keep me a bad bench on my team

 

[Premo]

she bad

lil brown shorty

lil brown baby wus crackin , lil cute flowers in ur seat n shit GIMME DAT ... OHH OHH GIMME DAT GIMME DAT

 

[FatBlunts209]

lmfao...............................

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

tru definition of bench warming.

 

[decisive]

looks like he digged himself in a deep hole.

 

[SeriouslyThug]

lmao
the real sick part is not so much that he thought it would be nice to fuck a bench, but that he got stuck in there once he got hard

 

[JOK3R187]

LOL WHAT IN THE FUCK!?

LOL @ awaiting paparazzi shot leaving the hospital

"4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench."

lol they called it "his bench"

LMAO

CLASSIC

 

[JAPE]

why didnt he wait to lose his erection then pull out, not like its bout to get stuck like some dogs he shoulda known it was bout to be all over the news

 

[short]

what the fuck

 

[rmillerpacers31]

LMFAO!! look how small those holes are lol

I doubt you could even put a quarter through those holes. That dude had to have been on something when he thought that was gonna be a good idea.