Man Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

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BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
 
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For real. Who the fuck kills chickens naked? Lol, and how the hell you gonna confuse your dick with a chicken neck? He didn't notice the "neck" or his penis wasn't attached to a body with legs and wings and a head with eyes and a beak???
 
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For real. Who the fuck kills chickens naked? Lol, and how the hell you gonna confuse your dick with a chicken neck? He didn't notice the "neck" or his penis wasn't attached to a body with legs and wings and a head with eyes and a beak???
Maybe he was was "choking the chicken" first, and got mixed up.