Well I must say, after I downloaded Lynch By Inch I didn't think the gayness could possibly continue until my homie actually went out and bought the CD/DVD. I told the nigga that I was gonna throw my LBI away because that shit wasn't tight at all but he couldn't wait a day so he ran out and bought the shit.
Anyway he's a typical Diccmade asskisser and said "OHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEAH YOU HAVE 2 WATCH NEW LYNCH DVD IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SICCCCCCCCCC" - so I figured at least I could write a review for the 91siccness and it wouldn't be a total waste of my time.
I was wrong. It was a total waste of my time.
First off, all rap concerts are fucking gay. I don't give a fuck about a negro with no fucking job just holding his crotch and cussing on stage. I really don't see a difference between a rap concert and just putting a poster up on the wall of the rapper and playing the CD. Well, the CD gives you better sound, whereas in Lynch's concert you couldn't hear anything. At least with Rock and Roll concerts you get to see them perform different guitar solos, or play different parts differently, this shit is like paying $30.00 just to listen to a fucked up hissy version of your CD.
Secondly, that concert was fucking stupid. WHAT THE FUCK IS SO "SICC" ABOUT A ROOM FULL OF 200 WHITE PEOPLE?!??!?! I thought the shit was a KKK rally for a second. White people would just stand there and try to dance (which was unsuccessful) and then a whole bunch of no-name niggas would rap.
I don't know WHY they dedicated so much of the concert to "MC SHAKA FOO FOO 2 SICC NICCA" and the other nobody niggas people never heard of. You could almost see the 12 year olds in the front row with the ICP make-up getting ready to leave out of boredom. And ZAGG, why the fuck is this bitch getting promotion like Dr. Dre promoting Xzibit?!?! She just mumbles her verses and it sounds like some Lynch reject rhyme he throws away, I saw her "freestyle" once and she just kicked a verse which appeared on "Hell In Auguzt" about a year later!! "Hell in Auguzt" was about a half hour long for a fucking LP - sound quality was FUCKED up and I JUST DO NOT BELIEVE A FEMALE HORRORCORE RAPPER RAPPING ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE. ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE'S ON THE FUCKING SICCNESS TALKING ABOUT STUPID ASS TOPICS LIKE "WHATS UR ZODIAC SIGN HEE HEE
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Thirdly, everybody on Siccmade is out of shape. Maybe yall should stop drinking those fucking carbs in the beer and start pumping some fucking iron. Maybe then you could rock wifebeaters instead of baggy ass clothes to cover up the fat. Both them siccmade bitches looked fat. Niggas out in NY would have rushed the stage and snatched them silver Siccmade chains.
Fourthly, I don't think Sicx is the only child molestor in siccmade. THERE WERE SOME FUCKING GIRLS ON THE STAGE SHOWIN TITTIES AND DANCIN LIKE HOES ABOUT TO GET FUCKIN RAPED WHO LOOKED LIKE 15 YEARS OLD.
DA FUCK WRONG WIT YALL, DO THE RIGHT THING. WHAT THE FUCK, YOU HANDIN THAT TEENAGE GIRL IN THE VIDEO A BLUNT AND LETTIN HER SHOW TITTIE AND DANCE ON STAGE - WHICHEVER ONE OF YALL CALLED THE POLICE ON SICX, THAT NIGGA NEEDS TO CALL THE POLICE ON YALL.
And fifthy - where's the guns? I didn't see any niggas with pieces on the stage, but yall rappin about AR-15's and Rugers? Oh I guess you don't need security in a room full of white people.
The Lynch interview was fuckin stupid, I couldn't understand what that nigga was saying - and there was a fucking COMMERCIAL ON A PAID FOR DVD EVERY 5 SECONDS!??! WHAT KIND OF SECOND RATE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY BULLSHIT IS THAT?!?! Lynch looks drunk all the time and unhealthy - like he's about 45. If the nigga stopped drinking all them carbs and started eatin and drinkin healthy like me he might have the energy to release more than 1 album per 9 years.
0/10
Anyway he's a typical Diccmade asskisser and said "OHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEAH YOU HAVE 2 WATCH NEW LYNCH DVD IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SICCCCCCCCCC" - so I figured at least I could write a review for the 91siccness and it wouldn't be a total waste of my time.
I was wrong. It was a total waste of my time.
First off, all rap concerts are fucking gay. I don't give a fuck about a negro with no fucking job just holding his crotch and cussing on stage. I really don't see a difference between a rap concert and just putting a poster up on the wall of the rapper and playing the CD. Well, the CD gives you better sound, whereas in Lynch's concert you couldn't hear anything. At least with Rock and Roll concerts you get to see them perform different guitar solos, or play different parts differently, this shit is like paying $30.00 just to listen to a fucked up hissy version of your CD.
Secondly, that concert was fucking stupid. WHAT THE FUCK IS SO "SICC" ABOUT A ROOM FULL OF 200 WHITE PEOPLE?!??!?! I thought the shit was a KKK rally for a second. White people would just stand there and try to dance (which was unsuccessful) and then a whole bunch of no-name niggas would rap.
I don't know WHY they dedicated so much of the concert to "MC SHAKA FOO FOO 2 SICC NICCA" and the other nobody niggas people never heard of. You could almost see the 12 year olds in the front row with the ICP make-up getting ready to leave out of boredom. And ZAGG, why the fuck is this bitch getting promotion like Dr. Dre promoting Xzibit?!?! She just mumbles her verses and it sounds like some Lynch reject rhyme he throws away, I saw her "freestyle" once and she just kicked a verse which appeared on "Hell In Auguzt" about a year later!! "Hell in Auguzt" was about a half hour long for a fucking LP - sound quality was FUCKED up and I JUST DO NOT BELIEVE A FEMALE HORRORCORE RAPPER RAPPING ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE. ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE'S ON THE FUCKING SICCNESS TALKING ABOUT STUPID ASS TOPICS LIKE "WHATS UR ZODIAC SIGN HEE HEE
" Thirdly, everybody on Siccmade is out of shape. Maybe yall should stop drinking those fucking carbs in the beer and start pumping some fucking iron. Maybe then you could rock wifebeaters instead of baggy ass clothes to cover up the fat. Both them siccmade bitches looked fat. Niggas out in NY would have rushed the stage and snatched them silver Siccmade chains.
Fourthly, I don't think Sicx is the only child molestor in siccmade. THERE WERE SOME FUCKING GIRLS ON THE STAGE SHOWIN TITTIES AND DANCIN LIKE HOES ABOUT TO GET FUCKIN RAPED WHO LOOKED LIKE 15 YEARS OLD.
DA FUCK WRONG WIT YALL, DO THE RIGHT THING. WHAT THE FUCK, YOU HANDIN THAT TEENAGE GIRL IN THE VIDEO A BLUNT AND LETTIN HER SHOW TITTIE AND DANCE ON STAGE - WHICHEVER ONE OF YALL CALLED THE POLICE ON SICX, THAT NIGGA NEEDS TO CALL THE POLICE ON YALL.
And fifthy - where's the guns? I didn't see any niggas with pieces on the stage, but yall rappin about AR-15's and Rugers? Oh I guess you don't need security in a room full of white people.
The Lynch interview was fuckin stupid, I couldn't understand what that nigga was saying - and there was a fucking COMMERCIAL ON A PAID FOR DVD EVERY 5 SECONDS!??! WHAT KIND OF SECOND RATE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY BULLSHIT IS THAT?!?! Lynch looks drunk all the time and unhealthy - like he's about 45. If the nigga stopped drinking all them carbs and started eatin and drinkin healthy like me he might have the energy to release more than 1 album per 9 years.
0/10
