lol @ myspace cats tryna get at me... (real convo inside)

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May 31, 2005
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this shit happeneds to me often for some reason, haha but yo..

WHAT HAPPENED: this nigga i never seen in my life just hit me up outta no where tryna tell me not to call his girl (my ex from like 2 years ago, that moved to las vegas from frisco last year) a "Trick". me and her is still koo and we still talk on the regular... and she knows thats how i talk to her. i guess he seen i called her a trick in a comment and felt he needed to put on his cape and send me a message telling me to stop or wutever. haha, just look for yallselfs. NONE of this shit is edited. and i aint asian.. lol. oh yea, and everything i said about that beezy jennifer was 100% true. i wasnt just sayin that shit to get that nigga mad, haha.




Date: Jan 27, 2006 7:41 PM No Subject
Kill all the tricks my nigga even if u is a ex feel me, thas all me

From: Miguel
Date: Jan 27, 2006 7:45 PM

ME: the fuck is u talkin about my nigga, who is u


HIM: i aint even finna get lose i told u cut all the tricks like to jen on yo comment and we good kuz u aint even from out here so it wouldnt make no scence arguin wit yo ass over the distance

ME: haha oh u one of jennifer lil friends? wutchu trippin off of my nig? u actin like i called her a bitch or some shit, jennifer is folks. thats just how yall niggas get down out there? captain save a ho ass niggas.... i aint gotta clue who u is, but look here bruh... a nigga gon' say wut he wanna say mayn... why would i listen to some random ass nigga off myspace? lets be real bruh, come on now, u could miss me wit all that sucka shit

HIM: Imma mutha fuckin killa kuz on me nigga and all that bay area smooth talkin shit get shut down nigga matter u aint even a nigga ol bitch asian muthafucka and i aint nobody lil friend bitch imma grown ass nigga if u dont know ask about me im sure she ll tell u the whole story bitch nigga i dont care if u talk to her i said fuck all the trick shit if u wanna get gully i do house calls on the set and ya boi got dough fa the smooth ass trip to to the gay area bitch And i bet yo dick little asian ass nigga and i dont give a fuck if u hit a not and call me a captain but any thang thas mine is on me on that real g shit so i dont give a fuck if its my thang or my flang im still backin off all u bitch niggaz

ME: haha ok my nigga, u have fun wit her aight? make sure she swallow yo shit like she did my shit... on the reals out of all the hoes i fucked wit jennifer got the best dome, i busted all over her face nigga... from the back of her throat to all over her hair and eyebrows nigga... damn that shit was good... make sure u get sucked up like that aight? and when she come back down her to visit i'll make sure to teach her some new tricks for you aight? i'll get her pregnant again and make u keep tha baby. ima hook u up my nigga.

haha. ask her if im lyin.

hah. take care my nigga


HIM:yo dick small (your ASIAN ) even my head is gone be better than yours kuz my dick bigger bitch and she pregnant right now i hope it wit yo lil dick ass kuz yo kids gone b ashamed to b asian and they dick gone b little bitch and yeah i get head just like that but the only thing is i know mine is real fa sho u a lil dick asian makin alligations holla at me when u get off that enzyte bitch
BITCH NIGGA ( i mean asian ) grow some


ME:haha why u gettin mad my nigga? calm down bruh, u mad cuz she aint let u hit yet? just be patient, i might be able to convince her to let u hit them.. ill call her at 9 when i got free minutes

hold up..do u even wanna hit them? yo ass so worried about my dick and shit, u might be feelin them dudes, and if my dick is 2 inches im still gettin more puss, head and money then yo captain save a ho ass. tryna stand up for hoes through myspace and shit. yall on that gay shit out there, and im in the one from san francisco haha. and bitch i aint asian, but i do fuck wits asian hoes, so i do gets asian money. haha yall las vegas niggas is comedy. but anyways bruh, im about to be up. u take care of yoself aight my nig? maybe one day u will hit them like this "asian" nigga did, ahah aight? i said MAYBE. calm down.

PEACE.


HIM:Fa sho im bout money and killin u on that san fransisco gay pride day shit i got mo hoes on myspace then u got in real life u not black and my dick 11 inches on jesus so ask jen @ nine if the dick bomb or not enzyte man and imma keep on hustlin in the city of sin bitch stay gay pride fa life sorry ass nigga u might get hard off her talkin bout us fuckin stay up filth


GPK bangin kuz


ME:haha ok mayn. have fun with your "GPK" and Myspace friends. haha u gotta be the dumbest nigga alive, did u see what u just typed? u said "i got mo hoes on myspace then u got in real life". nigga myspace is the muthafuckina internet! wake the fuck up. i dont give a fuck how many myspace friends u got. u makin yo weak ass city look bad right about now

and get the fuck outta here wit that GPK bangin shit like im supposed to be scared or some shit. yall niggas is phony. internet bangin ass ho
 
Apr 16, 2003
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For some odd reason people turn on there alter ego and flip the e-life swith and think they're super human. Just get the broad to send you a titty pic and post it on his myspace.
 

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Meelo said:
HIM: Imma mutha fuckin killa kuz on me nigga and all that bay area smooth talkin shit get shut down nigga matter u aint even a nigga ol bitch asian muthafucka and i aint nobody lil friend bitch imma grown ass nigga if u dont know ask about me im sure she ll tell u the whole story bitch nigga i dont care if u talk to her i said fuck all the trick shit if u wanna get gully i do house calls on the set and ya boi got dough fa the smooth ass trip to to the gay area bitch And i bet yo dick little asian ass nigga and i dont give a fuck if u hit a not and call me a captain but any thang thas mine is on me on that real g shit so i dont give a fuck if its my thang or my flang im still backin off all u bitch niggaz
hahaha wtf

ol frail ass soft served pauly shore ass muthafucka
 
Jun 30, 2005
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theres hella captain savin, handcuffin, cupcake niggaz that are quick to get all mad and shit over they bitch. haha 99% of the time its the hoes fault too. those same niggaz is myspaced out. Weenie niggas aint handlin nothin so they bitch start runnin then they gettin all emotional over the shit. haha capers (half captain/ half hater). that nigga that messaged u is trippin. this nigga said "i got mo hoes on myspace then u got in real life".. haha! this nigga hella gay.. step it up. noticed how mad nigga got after u told him how u busted all over those. haha
 
Apr 8, 2005
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"ima muthafuccin killa kuz" ahhhhhh that shit is killin me, the minute he says that you know hes fake, cause if he was a killa, why the fuck would he be admitting it to EVERYONE, holy fuck that fools weak, but i got fam from LV, it aint no joke, but every place got the fake cats ya know
 
Jun 23, 2003
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Meelo, that fool is a bitch. Gay area? wow . if someone ever used those words around me theyd have a broken jaw. I know he just typed it . but homie wouldnt say that to a bay area natives face. Thats on the rizz.
 
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man...i wish i would have saved ALL the fucking myspace skrap messages i get almost daily....muthafuckas hit me up online and talk all their shit on a myspace message. and its funny cuz im not saying fuck skraps on my myspace or anything...they just some born haters....whats also funny is a lot of them are wannabees who are actually iranian...hahaha...the last j-kat said i was gonna die so i asked him how he planned to shoot me thru the computer....fucking lames


and meelo..post up that bitches myspace....let me have at her!haha
 

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J.G@tz said:
thats what i was thinkin
call me old fashion, but bragging about how long your dick is to another man is ass-demolishingly gay... end of story. from that point on, he has to cope with his own bicurious tendencies at the very least

but yeah i be fuckin with people on myspace also... just yesterday there was this fat bitch on the hip hop forum talking about "who got my humps by bep" or some shit... and this bitch has photos of herself bending over in her draws, and her skin was so white that it would glow under a black light and shit... needless to say, the highly offensive nature of those photos caused me to poke fun at her...
 
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maculentways said:
call me old fashion, but bragging about how long your dick is to another man is ass-demolishingly gay... end of story. from that point on, he has bicurious tendencies at the very least

but yeah i be fuckin with people on myspace also... just yesterday there was this fat bitch on the hip hop forum talking about "who got my humps by bep" or some shit... and this bitch has photos of herself bending over in her draws, and her skin is so light that it would glow under a black light and shit... needless to say, the high offensive nature of those photos caused me to poke fun at her...
hahaha now that's just faulty! hahaha...