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Jan 9, 2009
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CHECK OUT THESE ASSHOLES. I CANT BELIEVE THEY HAD THE AUDACITY TO POST THIS SHIT. ITS ONLY RIGHT WE ALL APPLY WITH FALSE RESUMES.

THESE NIGGAS WANT AN OFFICE MANAGER JANITOR LOL

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• Job Position:
Office Assistant & Cleaning – No experience required.

• Job Type:
Full Time
Monday – Friday
9:00am – 5:30pm PST

• Job Location:
Norwalk / Cerritos, CA

• Job Summary:
We are looking to hire someone for the position of Office Assistant & Cleaning. The main objective of any dedicated Assistant is to save your employer as much time as possible by taking care of the details and doing a good job with a wonderful attitude. In this arena, the more time you save and the better you do your job, the more valuable you become, and the more you get paid.

• Job Description:
As a Cleaning Assistant, you would be in charge of the vacuuming, and the cleaning, which includes the bathroom and the kitchen. If you’ve just graduated from college and you need a job but cleaning is not something you will do happily and well, please do not contact us. If you dislike any of the previously mentioned activities or you are terrible at them, please, do not contact us either :)

As an Office Assistant, you would be in charge of maintaining order in the office, keeping track of office supplies, responding to customer-service inquiries via the telephone and via e-mail, processing orders, data entry, meeting important customers in person, and typical office related tasks found in clerical occupations.

Currently, we do not offer such benefits as medical or dental. As far as holidays, we work them all and regular hours of operation are 8 hours per day (9:00am-5:30 pm, if you take a 30 minute lunch or 9:00am-6:00pm if you take an hour lunch).

• Job Requirements:
Specific Requirements – We are looking for someone who has a high school diploma or equivalent and is good at writing English (if you recently got an F in English this job may not be for you). Spanish is NOT required. We respond to lots of e-mails so writing well and typing fast is a must. You must also be comfortable on the phone and you must also be able to concentrate for long periods of time without supervision. Your typing speed must be at least 30 words per minute. If you don’t know your current typing speed, please open a new window and copy/paste the following link on your address bar to find out:
http://www.typeonline.co.uk/typingspeed.php

General Requirements – You must be able to listen attentively and follow instructions happily :) You must be energetic, detailed oriented, organized, clean, and polite. You must also be willing to learn new ways, be trustworthy, reliable, and show up on time with a positive attitude without allowing personal issues to interfere with work. And finally, we ask that you have a reliable car and that your daily commute to work be no more than 35 minutes for your own convenience but that’s up to you. If you want to check your driving time in Google or Mapquest our current location is in “Norwalk, CA 90650” and our new location will be in “Cerritos, CA 90701” just down the street.

Job Wage:
$8.00 p/hr – A meeting will take place every 4 months with the purpose of increasing your wage .25 each time.


• Contact Information:
Monday-Friday
9:00am – 5:30pm
1(562) 818-4098
[email protected]
 
Mar 13, 2003
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Cool @ least you'll get a full dollar raise in 16 months Grape. But only if you work hard......mop that floor homie. Mop that floor like nobody has mopped before!!!!!!!
 
Feb 14, 2004
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65WPM! I think I might quit my technician job and be manager/janitor. I'll just make a mess in my office and clean up after my self, does that count?