Locking your keys inside your car!

[Gas One]

man, i did that shit two days ago on 47 and federal

and it was raining like a bitch
im not eating valiums no fuckin more, man.

went in my car to get a dutch master then i started pullin shit out of my pocket, putting it in the car...sat my wallet down...locked my door..

spent 50 minutes with a crowbar and a hanger but apparently my car isnt one of them old ones you can just sldie a stick through

called the dude up he popped it in like 5, but it was actually hailing for a good 5 minutes....

i have a extra key, i need to start carrying it more.
swear to god i shoulda took the last dudes tools. last time it happened he left his lil tool box and i jacked it but he called and i played good samaritan..whatever

 

[savage]

^i don't got a slim jim, but i can do wonders with a coat hanger when it comes to unlocking vehicles.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

I enjoyed the post likwid

fuck the coconut heads who cant read more than 5 lines

 

[Gas One]

^i don't got a slim jim, but i can do wonders with a coat hanger when it comes to unlocking vehicles.

any tips?

like i mean, should you hook the end of the hanger?

when you try to open it to you go for the latch, or the open/close button?

or do you loop the hanger and try to get it around the latch?

just wondering maybe you can save my ass some time next time around..haha

the hardest part is coming at it with that angle....i dunno if you gotta havee the end part straight and the first half bent, or what...

nedless to say the hanger didnt do a god damn thing for my corrolla...

 

[jr916]

dollar store on hillsdale used to sell slim jims...for sum reason i bought 2 of em and whadda you know..my aunt locked her shit in her car a couple years ago...and last year sum fine ass mexican broad caught me at the liq, it was raining and hailin outside and shit....well she caught me when i was bouncin and locked her shit, i said ill be right back and ran to my apt and bounced back and got in her old ass tempo like what.....didnt get no pussy even a fuckin tall can....but karma or whatever the fuck...

 

[rmillerpacers31]

I would have called this guy.... he always seems to have a Slim Jim handy.

 

[allcalclothing]

They sell these little key savers or WTF you call them, it's a little black plastic container that you put your key in, put the top on and use the magnet on the back to stick it anywhere under your car for those type of situations. It works, the magnet is hella strong and wont fall off or nothing, They sell them at hardware stores for a couple bucks.. It'll save yall alot of time and money..

 

[BOOBOO619]

The best remedy is to simply REMEMBER what the fuck your doing. I only locked the keys in my car once and that's because I was working on my car in front of the pad and had to go into the house really quick, so I closed the door without thinking while the keys were still in the ignition. I pop that shit quick with a clotheshanger though.

 

[allcalclothing]

That's the thing tho most people aint think, they rushing trying to do multiple things at once and don't realize till they locked out..

 

[BOOBOO619]

That's the thing tho most people aint think, they rushing trying to do multiple things at once and don't realize till they locked out..

True, but most new cars are equipped with automatic doors & remote control now. My newest car, the doors are always open, unless I lock them manually while stepping out or lock with the remote. I always step out with the doors still unlocked, then once I'm completely out and doors shut, I lock them with the remote. So there's no way I can lock them in.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

What if you took your remote, shit on it, and ate it?

Then you couldnt get in.

There's a flaw in your system.

 

[BOOBOO619]

What if you took your remote, shit on it, and ate it?

Then you couldnt get in.

There's a flaw in your system.

I would still be able to get in, my doors are always unlocked when I step out and close my doors. My keys could be in the ignition or or stuck in a pile of shit and I will still be able to open up my doors.

It only happens to the pussies that feel the need to always lock their doors while driving. Your doors ain't going to swing open while you drive or you ain't going to get rapped.

 

[savage]

any tips?

like i mean, should you hook the end of the hanger?

when you try to open it to you go for the latch, or the open/close button?

or do you loop the hanger and try to get it around the latch?

just wondering maybe you can save my ass some time next time around..haha

the hardest part is coming at it with that angle....i dunno if you gotta havee the end part straight and the first half bent, or what...

nedless to say the hanger didnt do a god damn thing for my corrolla...

just know your physics. thats all i do. i look at the inside of the ride, and see the possibilitys. i got to have a coat hanger and something to wedge the door open so i can slide the wire in there and go for either the unlock knob or the door handle, which ever is easiest.

i remember this one time, in tukwila, i locked my keys in my truck, i had two buddies with me at the time. the one that had a B.A. at UW tried to unlock it with two coat hangers tied together in a knot; he tried to enter it from one side of the vehicle to the other to get the door handle and that already looked like it wasn't going to work. where the two hangers are tied at, there was really no support, it was lose and wouldnt do shit to unlock it. i tried to tell him that and he wouldnt listen. i tried my idea and whoa-la! it unlocked. oh ya, he bet me a case of burr that i wouldnt be able to unlock it, so i ended up with a case of burr at the end of the day.

 

[bay2mi]

It only happens to the pussies that feel the need to always lock their doors while driving. Your doors ain't going to swing open while you drive or you ain't going to get rapped.

That dont even make sense dipshit, when you open your door the shit unlocks so how the fuck do you lock your keys in by driving with your doors locked? Someone needs to rape you for being so stupid.

 

[numba2stunna]

:ermm:

yeah f*** busting your window.....

so dude has re-bar and calls himself a locksmith.... WTF?

Apu ain't no lock smith.. he is a register jockey... Slurpee Technician...

if you got Power Door Locks... go for the switches before you try opening the door handle from inside... way easier.

Easy money... I have unlocked many a car with a clothes hanger.. power door locks are easy, old schools are a pain, I usually go for the window crank first before the handle.

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

Should've called the Fire Dept. they'll come and unlock that shit fast and easy without breaking or denting your car.

It's called public assist.

 

[bayflip]

i was locked out while the car was running! had to break a window

 

[Gas One]

busting a window to get in your shit is dumb as fuck. ive thought about it, but i think i realized how stupid that shit woulda been on my behalf.

in BMW's you can open the car door with your cell phone, that shits tight and comes in handy in the clutch

i probably need to devise a plan on a way to pop my trunk if it happens again...just slide the back seats out to get in

 

[bayflip]

busting a window to get in your shit is dumb as fuck. ive thought about it, but i think i realized how stupid that shit woulda been on my behalf.

in BMW's you can open the car door with your cell phone, that shits tight and comes in handy in the clutch

i probably need to devise a plan on a way to pop my trunk if it happens again...just slide the back seats out to get in

dumb as fuck? i had no choice, i was in a hurry ( job interview) i was driving a ford f150 at the time, so i chose the smallest window to break, which was the cab

 

[I AM]

I then go back into work, go online and write a prickish complaint letter while getting paid. I never do that sort of thing, but fuck that shit!

i would have done that too, that's some bullshit.

i still gotta write Subaru a letter about the service department tryina fuck me out of new headlights...bought my car (09) and there was fuckin moisture in the headlights, a lot of it, and it rarely went away...dude tried tellin me it was normal so i went over his head and threatened to call their corporate office....i had new headlights after that....

that's some bullshit tho...fuck are they thinking? it's THEIR fault shababadabloopy and his fucking wife showed up with NO tools....did you happen to say they came UNPREPARED and were unprofessional? i would have talked shit to the people on the phoen too and would have told them directly, "i am goign to write your boss a fucking email and call your corporate HQ."

when you threaten to call the HQ, whether you mean it or not, they'll usually jump and do what you want.

good shit on gettin the door unlocked tho...and A+ on the coat hanger left by God. lol