Living next to a screamer...

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jr916

jr916

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do you have a girlfriend?...if not go get a prostitute and wait til you know they are sleeping and do the same shit to them...pay the whore to hit your wall and scream for a hour...
 
Dhadnot

Dhadnot

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drill a hole in the wall, make a gloryhole, and when they're making those noises stick your dick through the hole and say you were just peaking in to see if things were alright.
 
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blunt_hogg559
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Jul 6, 2005
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Artistic said:
just an idea.
invite your homies over and wait for them to start fucking and making noise. and you guys should start yelling commentaries like you're watching a boxing match but make the commentary about them. "like oh yahh fuck that bitch". i dont know maybe it will embarass them and at the least it would be pretty funny.
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Dhadnot said:
drill a hole in the wall, make a gloryhole, and when they're making those noises stick your dick through the hole and say you were just peaking in to see if things were alright.
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two best ideas so far. pick one.
 
Dhadnot

Dhadnot

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lol, the gloryhole also substitutes as a muffle (dick) holder, that way the bitch can work her voice box on a dick, it also works as a bb gun barrel holder to shoot the shit out of the william hung ass bf.
 
Kon1

Kon1

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^^^^^^^ HAHHAHAHA CLASSIC!!!! "That.......Tallywacker, had a mole on it" ROFL "pa pa paaaaaa hmm uuu pa private parts" hahaha
 
B-San

B-San

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Apr 7, 2006
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act like ur cool wit 'em, visit their pad with drank.... Once the oppurunity presents itself look thru the gurl's purse and if you find birthcontrol pills, take a mental note as to what they look like, then next time u visit, switch 'em out with some duds...

A little complicated, lightweight far-fetched, but would be amusing nonetheless
 
Gas One

Gas One

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Downtown, Pittsburg. Southeast Dago.
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pbarb666 said:
i've had this apartment for a few months and I share a (thin) wall with my nieghbor. Last month this new chick moved in nextdoor. Here's my problem...

She's a bartender, so she works fucked up hours and usually comes home at 3 or 4 in the mornin. I gotta be at work at 8. Her boyfriend always comes home with her. They are hella loud, which is fine whatever, but then they start goin at it and THIS BITCH GETS LOUD, like she's takin in the ass from a buffalo or some shit. BUT THATS NOT THE WORST PART!

I can handle some chick makin sex noises, but THEN HER BOYFRIEND COMES IN WITH THE FUCKIN "OH, OH, OHHH!!!" RIGHT BEFORE HE BUSTS HIS LOAD. HE'S LOUDER THAN HER!!!

To top it all off, dude usually ends up playin acoustic guitar and serenading his bunk chick with love songs. This would be irritating enough at 3 in the mornin, BUT DUDE CAN'T EVEN SING OR PLAY THE FUKIN GUITAR. ITS LIKE THE WORST SONG YOU'VE EVER HEARD PLAYED WITH AN OUT-OF-TUNE GIUTAR BY SOMEONE WHO CAN"T EVEN PLAY OR SING. SERIOUSLY, IMAGINE ALL THOSE SHITTY AMERICAN IDOL TRYOUTS, WELL THEY PRETTY MUCH SLAP ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT!!!

I tried leavin a note on her door but it hasn't improved the situation. I've punched the wall and even yelled "shut the fuck up" , to no avail. I was thinkin of buying one of those rubber balls with a string around it, or a sock or something, so they could gag each other while they're goin at it.

ANyone have any ideas??? I hate to complain to the landlord but fuck...
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print this out, with url attached, tape it on door (since youre not gonna say it to him or her(. if you have a old tape recorder, tape the shit and put it at the door.

second idea, find his guitar and break it
 
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