laughing at inappropriate times.

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idk.. i laugh at people that look hella deformed like that one video of that girl with no neck/ slightly tilted head, singing a beyonce song.

i laugh at my teacher's stories cuz he had a rough childhood cuz his parents hated him he was telling us how he used to hitchhike 400 miles to LA and survive off of scraps and hot water mixed with mcdonalds ketchup packets to make tomatoe soup
 
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^^yucky^^

i always laugh of a jokei think of, usually a dirty one..lol
and then people always ask me, and i just gotta tell them.
i forget not everyone has a sick sense of humor.
 
Apr 26, 2006
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I laughed out loud in Church one time. Some dude was kneeling and praying and when he stood up, he cracked his head hard as fuck on the Holy water thing that's attached to the wall. Water spilled all over his back n shit. haha




I usually do laugh inside my head, but sometimes gotta play it off if I slip, bust a lil cough or something to disguise the laugh. If some dude talks fucken stupid, has a deformity of some sort, blinks a lot, has a fucked up haircut, I don't give a fuck, I'm laughing, either silently in my head or I have to play it off. I'm not one to easily let shit slide by, I'll notice it. I'm too observant.
 
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dude had eaten 3 frozen oreo cookies he found
does anyone else think thats a little odd of a place to find some cookies?


when i was younger, around 15 or so, i went to church for one of the first times cuz i was in this girls quince, and as if it wasnt awkward enough that i was the only white person there, i farted during what was apparantly a very serious moment in the ceremony, no one heard the fart, but for the life of me, i could not stop laughing. everyone gave me some dirty ass looks, but i didnt really care that much. oh i also once farted during a wake, my boy n i were dyyyyyin, the family of the dead dude didnt share our enthusiasm
 
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i saw this handicap retard mobbin down this steep side walk in his motorized chair and he hit some uneven pavement and caught air ( i thought the guy was going to crash) i started laughin so hard i was in tears, dude was like " arrrrrggggggggghhhhhh". for some reason i laugh at handicap fat people and i dont even know why. one time i was going into safeway and there was no parking so i had to park out of the parking lot on a side street and as im walkin towards the entrance i see this fat ass couple trying to get into their van parked in the handicap spot, i get heated and i tell em "you are not really handicap, you are just fat as fuck" and started laughin.
 

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this dude at work, a couple years older than me...took off the day from work, but came after to drink on sum beer, he was beat the fuck up, band-aids, gauze all wrapped around his face.....he said he was at the store wit his daughter, and sum older dude came up to him and just started sayin "you fuckin left me hanging"..."now i got to go to drug diversion classes bitch"...and beat the shit out of him in front of the store....he said hwe's never met dude in his life.....i couldnot stop laughing, i actually had to leave the spot...a couple months ago, he was going to the store and i asked him to get me a red bull and when he got back i saw he didnt have it so i said "you fuckin left me hangin huh you bitch"....i think he had a flashback to his ass whuppin when i said that...lol......"he said "thats nuthin to joke about, my daughter was wit me".......funny stuff to me
 
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As a kid I'd always bust up laughing out loud at church.


About 4 years ago I was a pallbearer at a Homie's funeral and as we were standing there (and all was quiet) a few of us smelled shit. Without making a scene we looked down and my Homie in front of me had stepped on dog shit.

Shit was smeared bad on his shoe and all of us put our heads down and started to crack the fuck up covering our faces. The people thought we were crying which was even funnier when they walked up behind us and put their hands on our shoulders.
 
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As a kid I'd always bust up laughing out loud at church.


About 4 years ago I was a pallbearer at a Homie's funeral and as we were standing there (and all was quiet) a few of us smelled shit. Without making a scene we looked down and my Homie in front of me had stepped on dog shit.

Shit was smeared bad on his shoe and all of us put our heads down and started to crack the fuck up covering our faces. The people thought we were crying which was even funnier when they walked up behind us and put their hands on our shoulders.
lmfao @ laughin with someones hand on your shoulder like they are comforting you, lol.

i laughed my ass off when i heard what actually killed steve irwin.... lol, the chances are like a million to one. i laughed in church after that south park episode where they send a whale to space... lol cause they mentioned the whale that swallowed jonah and it reminded me of that.

i have a hard time not laughing when my mom gets red face pissed at me for disagreeing with her when i know for a fact i am correct... lol. she will yell "fine jon, your right, you know everything". then i prove to her that im write and she just sits quiet for a couple days, lol
 
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A couple of years ago I was at my house drinking with a couple of people.
My cousin gets a call from his friend and found out that his boy got stabbed in the eye.
He buts out laughing hella hard for a good 20 minutes...almost fell down the stairs laughing like its the funniest shit he's heard in his life.
He was drunk...but that was still maybe a little inappropriate.
 
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A friend of mine got into a motorcyle accident on the way to work, a pretty bad one too. He called me to see if I could pick up his bike, and when he was tellin me what happend, he told me when the car hit him, he flipped over it, and when he hit the ground, he realized he shit in his pants a little bit... Soon as he said that I couldnt really hold in a laugh, but I was genuinely glad he was okay... lol Now I fuck with him about it all the time, and I dont feel bad about it at all.. Shitbreak.. Dude, calm down, dont shit your pants about it... HAHAHA
 
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My nephews and I would always crack the fuck up at the beginning of this video...



I remember my nephews and I went to go see Titanic at the movies and the scene where the people are jumping off the ship and one person hits the ship's propeller...we started laughing out loud and everybody in front of us looked back at us LOL!!!!

 
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I LAUGH WHEN I SEE DUMBASS PEOPLE FALL ON SKATEBOARDS/ BIKES WHATEVER

THE OTHER DAY THIS LIL KID WAS TRYING TO OLLY ON HIS SKATEBOARD AND HE SPREAD HIS LEGS IN THE AIR... THE SKATEBOARD FLEW STRIAGHT UP AND HE LANDED SPREAD EAGLE... THAT SHIT HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE NUTS

THEN A FEW MONTHS AGO I SEEN THIS DUDE RIDING HIS BIKE IN THE BIKE LANE... WELL I GUESS THIS CAR DIDNT SEE HIM AND TURNED RIGHT RIGHT INFRONT OF HIM. DUDE ON THE BIKE STARTED SWEVING HELLA BAD AND HE HIT THIS TOYOTA AND DUDE FLEW OVER THE HOOD.... SHIT HAD ME DYING
 
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A couple of weeks ago my wife and I were at church and there were these parents there with their retarded teenage son. He was one of those that had to always be sitting, either in a wheelchair or chair. During the sermon, when all is quiet, he starts making these loud groaning and screeching sounds. His parents tried consoling him and getting him to be quiet, and he would for a few minutes, but then he'd start again. I had to cover my mouth because I thought it was funny. My wife got mad and started poking and pinching me, but I kept laughing. I wasn't laughing at the fact that he was retarded, I just thought it was funny to hear loud sounds in a quiet place like church. I felt bad for the parents because I know they are embarrassed and then they have to pick him up and put him in his wheelchair and take him out of the building in front of everyone.
 

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oh shit that reminds me....when i used to take public transportation....and the retards got on the bus......shit be havin me in tears.

theres always that one dude that is kinda retarded but kinda isnt and gets all mad when the supervisor tries to hold his hand lmao

she be like fine, fuckin retard..fuck i hate this job

theres always one retard giggin his ass off tho in comparison to the others