Kreayshawn Stretch & Rick Ross Back Stage VMA's

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every nigga every hood says this shit.
Im sure there are African Americans, Mexicans, and Caucasians who say that too.


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But the white dude was really Kreashawns older brother who is a Mall cop and just happen to be walking by when Rick Ross tried to pull a dildo out on his sister while trying to win award for best Star Trek character.
 
Nov 14, 2002
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hold up...so the white guy asked rick ross to play in the movie star trek and kreayshawn told him "im not asking you im tell you to strech"?....
 
May 16, 2002
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jesus christ didnt mean to insult star trek, calm the fuck down

location means I live in the cuts of the cuts of SF where the hipsters and out of towners cant find me, i dunno wht ur quote has to do with my location but im glad you found funny enough for all caps and 5 or so exclamation points, you owe me one
I like Star Wars a lot better, but relax Bro. I don't really give a shit about where you live. I'm simply posting in here for entertainment purposes. None of the shit posted in this thread is even relevant at the end of the day. Much respect to Stretch, but as far as everything else goes, it's just hating with a smoke screen for people to talk shit about Rick Ross.

Rick Ross will drop another album and continue doing his thing & at that point, people in here will bring up this bullshit again and add that to his former job as a C.O.

Woopty fuckin' doo!

I guess that makes everyone proud and feel accomplished in here.
 
Oct 30, 2005
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yea but who cares about a niggas weight i just fuck with the music. it is funny tho a little skinny white girl got beef with a big fat black man. over what?
ross on a different level, kreayshawn should not be on his radar regardless of what she says about him....just like game or wayne aint on jay-z radar
 
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I like Star Wars a lot better, but relax Bro. I don't really give a shit about where you live. I'm simply posting in here for entertainment purposes. None of the shit posted in this thread is even relevant at the end of the day. Much respect to Stretch, but as far as everything else goes, it's just hating with a smoke screen for people to talk shit about Rick Ross.

Rick Ross will drop another album and continue doing his thing & at that point, people in here will bring up this bullshit again and add that to his former job as a C.O.

Woopty fuckin' doo!

I guess that makes everyone proud and feel accomplished in here.
I do not understand what you don't get? It isn't his music that people are knocking. It is the fact he lies about his past. I will be in the minority and I don't give a fuck. I can't stand when fake motherfuckers rap in their songs like they been through some shit knowing damn well that isn't the case. I get the entertainment part fully. But what message does that send to the kids, hence, all the fake ass shit going on the streets nowadays. You industry type groupies need to get a clue. This shit is so much bigger and a big reason I don't support many rap albums nowadays. The game and the people in it are funnystyle for the most part, not all though.
 

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I do not understand what you don't get? It isn't his music that people are knocking. It is the fact he lies about his past. I will be in the minority and I don't give a fuck. I can't stand when fake motherfuckers rap in their songs like they been through some shit knowing damn well that isn't the case. I get the entertainment part fully. But what message does that send to the kids, hence, all the fake ass shit going on the streets nowadays. You industry type groupies need to get a clue. This shit is so much bigger and a big reason I don't support many rap albums nowadays. The game and the people in it are funnystyle for the most part, not all though.
I think what made it a big deal was him denying it at first. If it wasn't for that I wouldn't care cuz I realize rap is fake. For some reason him lying about it made me mad. Haha
 
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fake ass goons doing dirty work?

Isn't that the job description of being a goon? so how are they fake?

Well, I buddy holly if you reference Webster Urban Dictionary you could answer this yourself.

"since them goons didn't actually do any dirt, they would be considered fake goons since they were attempting to imply they were actually about this dirt to be done"

Stretch called shenanigans on Rick Ross (what's his real name? I always feel like a buster callin this fool by another reputables name, but anyway)

Also, the white dude was not a cop, he just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express the night before the VMA's

LoLOl
 
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I do not understand what you don't get? It isn't his music that people are knocking. It is the fact he lies about his past. I will be in the minority and I don't give a fuck. I can't stand when fake motherfuckers rap in their songs like they been through some shit knowing damn well that isn't the case. I get the entertainment part fully. But what message does that send to the kids, hence, all the fake ass shit going on the streets nowadays. You industry type groupies need to get a clue. This shit is so much bigger and a big reason I don't support many rap albums nowadays. The game and the people in it are funnystyle for the most part, not all though.

I see your point & it's valid to an extent & you asked it yourself, "What message are we sending the kids?" That's why the mainstream is where it's at. Hollywood has always been fake & where the money is at, but all of a sudden we demand rappers to be real?

That is not the message I want my kids to get. That in order to be a rapper you have to rap about your real life issues, or not do it at all. First lesson to my kids would be like so...

"See the skinny bald guy with tattoos son? See the big fat guy son? Not me, son I'm talking about the guy in the picture (LOL!) That's 2Pac & Biggie. They were rappers way before you were born & were legends, but lost their lives over stupidity. Death Row Records was a label everybody dreamed of being on at one time & would of made more money, but you know what happened? Them guys kept trying to prove they were gangsters & you know the 2 places real gangsters will end up at?"

"That's right, son in prison or dead. So, if your smart enough to take people away for a little bit by entertaining them, do it and make your money. Stay away from the nonsense and them people who talk trash. You'll never make everybody happy in this world, so don't worry about them or what you need to prove to them. You owe them nothing. The movie & music industry are fake son, but that doesn't mean you have to be fake within yourself. Go for your dream, be successful and never look back or take a time out unless it's worth it."
 
Nov 14, 2002
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i just watch that mtv video again....

lol at kreayshawn stank face when the camera zoomed out...

kreayshawn..."im in this"...lol what that little 50 pound woman would have done? transformed into a 20 inch bicep and punched that big dude with the MMG shirt on? i gotta give her props though for even sayin "im in this". i dont know if she meant "im in this like" like this is good footage or shes going to fight with strech if it pops off.
 
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real spit:
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