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RBX's first album "The RBX Files" was the second greatest hip hop album which never got promoted correctly (Devin's Jus Tryin to Live is the first). It was like a pro-black Chronic Part 2..half back pack, half gangsta.....an excellent album that comes just short of classic status. I couldn't wait to hear RBX behind some Fred Wreck or Daz Dillinger production....I jumped at the opportunity to get an advance copy of this album......and
GODDAMN THAT WAS A SHITTY ALBUM...
Lyrics: RBX HAS SOME OLD BULLSHITTIN ASS BACKPACK RAPPERS TALKIN BOUT CHOCOLATE MILK THROUGH THE WHOLE SHIT. HE BARELY RAPS. AND WHEN HE DOES, HIS VOICE CHANGED. HE DON'T SOUND EVIL ANYMORE. HE SOUND LIKE AN OLD IRISH MAN FROM WWII TALKIN BOUT HOW THE WAY HE USED TO WALK 20 MILES TO SCHOOL. THEN KOKANE SINGS A HOOK WHICH MADE ME ALMOST DRIVE OFF THE SIDE OF THE ROAD TO MY DEATH. HE MUST REALLY BE SMOKIN CRACK BECAUSE HE WAS OFF KEY TRYIN TO HARMONIZE LIKE BOBBY BROWN AND SHIT. THE HOOK MADE NO SENSE - AND THEN SNOOP DOGG RUINED THE SONG. I THINK RBX RAN UP IN DOGGYSTYLE STUDIOS DUMPSTER AND TRIED TO STEAL SOME ADATS...THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY A REJECT.
Beats: BOO BOO THE CHIMP MAKES HIS RETURN TO THE MIXING BOARD. PRESS A FEW BUTTONS ON THE MP, SAMPLE SOMETHING INCORRECTLY OFF OF AN ACID SAMPLE CD, AND LOOP THE MUTHAFUCKER. I HAVE HEARD WORSE, BUT THIS IS SO MEDIOCRE I CANNOT EXPRESS MY DISAPPOINTMENT AFTER HEARING THE NEXT-LEVEL SONIC PRODUCTION OF "RBX FILES." AIN'T NO GODDAMN WAY FRED WRECK DID THIS FUCKIN ALBUM OR DAZ....I THINK THEY BROUGHT AN ELEPHANT INTO THE STUDIO AND IT OPENED IT'S BUTTHOLE AND TOOK A PROJECTILE SHIT ALL OVER THE THE EQUIPMENT....ALL THE BUTTONS THEY ACCIDENTLY PUSHED WHEN THEY WERE WIPING UP THE SHIT WAS THE BEATS.
Engineering/Mixing: MIDS MIDS MIDS - IT'S LIKE STICKING YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR EARS AND HUMMING AN OLD CIVIL WAR SLAVERY HYMN. WHEN I MIX SHIT AT HOME, MY SHIT SOUNDS LIKE THIS. WHY!??! BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO EQ IT...THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR A PROFESSIONAL RECORDING TO SOUND LIKE THIS BULLSHIT. IT'S LIKE LISTENING TO A RETARDED PRODUCER RECORD AN ALBUM IN RAKIM'S OLD KARAOKE.
Odds of Me Throwing This CD Out The Window: VERY FUCKIN GOOD.
HOLY SHIT I AM SO PISSED OFF I'M GOING TO HAVE TO KILL MY WIFE. I WILL STAB THE BITCH TO DEATH.
Final Rating: 0/100
Lyrics: RBX HAS SOME OLD BULLSHITTIN ASS BACKPACK RAPPERS TALKIN BOUT CHOCOLATE MILK THROUGH THE WHOLE SHIT. HE BARELY RAPS. AND WHEN HE DOES, HIS VOICE CHANGED. HE DON'T SOUND EVIL ANYMORE. HE SOUND LIKE AN OLD IRISH MAN FROM WWII TALKIN BOUT HOW THE WAY HE USED TO WALK 20 MILES TO SCHOOL. THEN KOKANE SINGS A HOOK WHICH MADE ME ALMOST DRIVE OFF THE SIDE OF THE ROAD TO MY DEATH. HE MUST REALLY BE SMOKIN CRACK BECAUSE HE WAS OFF KEY TRYIN TO HARMONIZE LIKE BOBBY BROWN AND SHIT. THE HOOK MADE NO SENSE - AND THEN SNOOP DOGG RUINED THE SONG. I THINK RBX RAN UP IN DOGGYSTYLE STUDIOS DUMPSTER AND TRIED TO STEAL SOME ADATS...THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY A REJECT.
Beats: BOO BOO THE CHIMP MAKES HIS RETURN TO THE MIXING BOARD. PRESS A FEW BUTTONS ON THE MP, SAMPLE SOMETHING INCORRECTLY OFF OF AN ACID SAMPLE CD, AND LOOP THE MUTHAFUCKER. I HAVE HEARD WORSE, BUT THIS IS SO MEDIOCRE I CANNOT EXPRESS MY DISAPPOINTMENT AFTER HEARING THE NEXT-LEVEL SONIC PRODUCTION OF "RBX FILES." AIN'T NO GODDAMN WAY FRED WRECK DID THIS FUCKIN ALBUM OR DAZ....I THINK THEY BROUGHT AN ELEPHANT INTO THE STUDIO AND IT OPENED IT'S BUTTHOLE AND TOOK A PROJECTILE SHIT ALL OVER THE THE EQUIPMENT....ALL THE BUTTONS THEY ACCIDENTLY PUSHED WHEN THEY WERE WIPING UP THE SHIT WAS THE BEATS.
Engineering/Mixing: MIDS MIDS MIDS - IT'S LIKE STICKING YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR EARS AND HUMMING AN OLD CIVIL WAR SLAVERY HYMN. WHEN I MIX SHIT AT HOME, MY SHIT SOUNDS LIKE THIS. WHY!??! BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO EQ IT...THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR A PROFESSIONAL RECORDING TO SOUND LIKE THIS BULLSHIT. IT'S LIKE LISTENING TO A RETARDED PRODUCER RECORD AN ALBUM IN RAKIM'S OLD KARAOKE.
Odds of Me Throwing This CD Out The Window: VERY FUCKIN GOOD.
HOLY SHIT I AM SO PISSED OFF I'M GOING TO HAVE TO KILL MY WIFE. I WILL STAB THE BITCH TO DEATH.
Final Rating: 0/100
