Jose Canseco Made me a Pizza Today

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Dec 17, 2004
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i was on my way to buy a pizza before class and as i approached the shop i see these two weirdos out front. as i get closer i realize its gary busey and lil jon and they're urging me to go inside and buy pizza. i was going to anyways so i went inside. sugar ray (mark mcgrath?) and the main guy from the partridge family ask me what kind i want. i say pepperoni and realize its jose canseco whos hard at work making the pies. when i go to pay i realize its richard hatch from survivor ringing me up. then i realized there were cameras everywhere. it was a trip. had to sign a waiver before i left

this place normally has dope pizza but jose canseco was making some garbage school cafeteria type shit. oh well. i think he sprinkled some roids on it cause ive been feeling kinda strong all day

true story....cool story...breh
 

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Sep 27, 2004
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why i read this in a carlos voice even though i have no idea what carlos sounds like but guess he talks like "ah weeent too bah ah peet-sah"